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Blowjob 2017/9/24
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today
we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does
anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"
Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your
multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, ...
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Garage Door 2017/9/23
Garage Door <br><br>
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing
his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. <br><br>
His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning
when you left your house, did you close your garage door?'
<br><br>
The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door,
and walked into his office puzzled by ...
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Ice cream 2017/9/22
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't
paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three
ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are
left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher
asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the
shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No,
two, but I like how you're thinking." ...
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Mountain dew 2017/9/22
Girl: "Can you use 'Mountain Dew' in a sentence?"
Guy: "Yes, can I 'mount-ain dew' you?"
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The Aussie 2017/9/21
An Aussie drover walks into a bar with his pet crocodile
by his side. <br><br>
He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished
patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's
mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close
his mouth for one minute. 'Then he'll open his
mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In ...
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jokes jokes 2017/9/20
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal
illness and have only 10 to live." <br><br>
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
<br><br>
Doctor: "Nine." <br><br>
Check out this really funny jokes: http://AdultFriendFinder.com#ixzz4tDhNPsoL
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A Vampire’s Nightcap 2017/9/20
What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were
passing the morgue? A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
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Customer Complaints 2017/9/18
A well dressed gentleman is walking through the airport
with 12 . As he is standing at the gate to board, the airline
representative asks "Sir, are these all your ?"
<br><br>
The man say "No. None of these are mine." <br><br>
The airline rep asks "Well then why are they with you?"
<br><br>
The man replies "I work for the ...
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ilove to laugh 2017/9/18
well im a jokester and i love to laugh and cut up in front of
everyone
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ilove to laugh 2017/9/18
well im a jokester and i love to laugh and cut up in front of
everyone
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ilove to laugh 2017/9/18
well im a jokester and i love to laugh and cut up in front of
everyone
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Little has nightmare 2017/9/18
A five year old boy wakes up from a horrible nightmare, runs
across the hall into his parents room and gets a full view
of they in the act. That is the last thing he needs to see,
so he screams and runs out of the room. Mom and Dad have a little
chuckle. The mom says "put your robe on and find junior.
At least tell him you weren't hurting me." Dad
goes looking for the boy all over ...
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joke 2017/9/17
guess who I saw today ? everyone I looked at
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none 2017/9/16
nothing4
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The Accident 2017/9/14
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've
regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember,
but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're
going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything,
however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't
find it" <br><br> ...
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Lucky 5 2017/9/9
A 55-year-old man who was born on May 5, has been married
5 years, has 5 , makes $55, 555.55 a year, and who’s
lucky number is 5, receives a phone call from a friend. <br><br>
The friend informs the man that a named Lucky 5 will
be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening.
<br><br>
Excitedly, the man withdraws $5, 555.00 cash from his
bank account, goes ...
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in a play 2017/9/9
Boy: “Dad, I got a role in the school play, I play a man who’s
been married for 20 years.” <br><br>
Father: “That’s great, . Maybe someday you’ll
get a speaking part.”
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weddings!! 2017/9/6
why do brides wear white at a wedding? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
nah, ,, ,, thats not it!!!! <br><br>
hmmmm, try again!!! <br><br>
because it matches the appliances!!!!! 
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The boss 2017/9/5
Definition Of A Boss: "Boss Is A Person Who Thinks
That Nine Women Together Can Produce A Baby In One Month"
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A question 2017/9/5
What do a pizza delivery guy and OBGyn have in common? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
They can both smell the goods but can't eat it!!! <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
I didn't write it, I just posted it!!!
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The Ring 2017/9/3
A balding, white haired man walked into a jeweler store
this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger
gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special
ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his
stock and brought out a $5, 000 ring. <br><br>
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more
special.' <br><br>
At that ...
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Senior Citizen Sex 2017/8/27
Roger is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. <br><br>
Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind
the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long
life. <br><br>
One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden.
They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours
have passed. After a short lull in their conversation,
Roger turns to ...
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A new vino 2017/8/27
A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted
nights sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors I you not... <br><br>
[] California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot
Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grapethat acts
as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number
of trips older people have to make to the ...
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Cowboy Sex 2017/8/24
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite
sex positions: One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo
position the best." <br><br>
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one",
says the other cowboy, "what is it?" <br><br>
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down
on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and ...
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fun 2017/8/23
why is she farting alot xD
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fun 2017/8/23
tell me a joke
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funny 2017/8/23
need a killing joke
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King Me... I got mah keys!! 2017/8/20
I still don't understand what went wrong across the
world after the love died. It was a rough day for everyone
I guess. Nobody really saw it coming but everyone was at
their seat watching. Day after day and even the day after
and the 28 days later it was true ooober reality. I don't
know what really took place but must have been some sorts
of executive decisions if you will. I don't know but
the ...
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interest 2017/8/16
a man went to the Lady at the bank counter and asked, how do
you get more interest, when you put in or when you withdraw;
prompt was her reply, the longer you keep inside the more
of interest you get
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bike riding 2017/8/13
do you know what they say about girls who ride a bike?
They pedal their ass all over town
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