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Knock Knock 2019/6/16
Whos there
2 コメント, 13 閲覧された回数,
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Friday 2019/6/16
Dam smokey its Friday and you aint got no job
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What about that.. 2019/6/16
A buddy ask me the something day... He said if me and your wife had sex <br><br>
And I got her pregnant would that make us kin...haha <br><br>
I said nope... <br><br>
He said what would it make us??? <br><br>
I said Even !!
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sat fun 2019/6/15
my over weight parrot died today, it is sad but a huge weight
off of my shoulder.
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Dick touch your asshole 2019/6/13
A young boy was sitting on his gradfathers lap. His grandfather
was puffing on a cigar. The little boy asks, "Grandpa,
may i please try a puff of your cigar?" His grandfather
replied, "well , does your dick touch your asshole?"
The little boy replied with no. So his grandfather said,
"Well then, no you may not." A couple of weeks
later the boy was sitting on his ...
0 コメント, 47 閲覧された回数,
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This IM System 2019/6/7
That is it.
1 コメント, 12 閲覧された回数,
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What did the penis say to the vagina? 2019/6/6
Cover , going in!
2 コメント, 19 閲覧された回数,
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What happend to the jokes? 2019/6/6
Jokes used to be amazing but seems like in our day of tech
and social media it has died.
3 コメント, 21 閲覧された回数,
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Larger breasts please 2019/6/5
A woman asked her Dr. about breast enhancement. She claimed
that when she was younger men seemed to prefer women w/ smaller
breasts, but today's man prefers larger breasts.
Is there anything you can do? Why sure the Dr. replied. there
are implants for that purpose. A simple surgery and you're
now carrying larger breasts. NO! no surgery there must
be another way, something other than ...
2 コメント, 70 閲覧された回数,
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Sorry posting for points 2019/6/5
posting for points please ignore
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Johnny and the Principal 2019/6/3
Johnny got sent to the principal's office by his teacher.
<br><br>
<br><br>
"Johnny, " the principal asked, "what
did you do this time?" <br><br>
"All I did was tell Bobby that Mrs Johnson has a great
ass, " Johnny replied. <br><br>
The principal frowned. "Johnny, you can't say
things like that about a ...
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Morning Wood 2019/6/2
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned
over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Heather,
had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing
breakfast in the kitchen. <br><br>
Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called
his little into he room and asked him to take this note
to your beautiful mommy. The note read: ...
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What kinksters say and what vanillas hear 2019/5/31
What kinksters say: "Are you kinky?" What vanillas hear: "Do you like anal?" <br><br>
What kinksters say: "I polyamorous" What vanillas hear: "I just haven't met the right person yet."
<br><br>
What kinksters say: "I am bi-sexual" What vanillas hear: "I am gay, I just don't want to admit it" ...
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Flakes and Points 2019/5/30
Rule #87 watch out for flakes <br><br>
I swear this site keeps taking points away eliminating
chances to start conversations. This site is 100% built
to trick you into buying points...no thanks.
3 コメント, 16 閲覧された回数,
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Knock knock 2019/5/27
Who’s there?
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This Damn Sites IM 2019/5/26
can never messsage someone straight up
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:) 2019/5/25
He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever
since he was a . He loved to make the train go as fast
as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too
reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single
person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over
this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to
death by electrocution. When the day of the execution ...
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;) 2019/5/25
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and
holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank
vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I
don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm
samples. <br><br>
The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples ...
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Monday pic me up 2019/5/20
I met a guy with 5 dicks and I asked him how his pants fit, he
said like a glove!! <br><br>
<br><br>
best I got
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Monday pic me up 2019/5/20
I met a guy with 5 dicks and I asked him how his pants fit, he
said like a glove!! <br><br>
<br><br>
best I got
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I need more time 2019/5/17
How can I make time more?
How can I make time more?
How can I make time more?
How can I make time more?
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joke 2019/5/17
whats white and red and black all over...whatever you want
it to be
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Two Irish Nuns 2019/5/16
Two Irish Nuns visit New York City for the first time. Walking
through Times Square, they see a street vendor with a sign
" DOGS". <br><br>
"Look , sister, " says one of the nuns.
"They eat here in America." <br><br>
"We must try it, " says the other nun, "to
experience what it's like to be here in America." ...
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joke 2019/5/16
this damn sites messenger
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Knock Knock 2019/5/12
What up, <br><br>
My cock. <br><br>
8========D~~ (. )( .)
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What are your favourite sex related jokes? 2019/5/12
Would love to hear them
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More Puns 2019/5/11
1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry,
sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' <br><br>
2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other
and says 'Dam!' <br><br>
3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit
a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it ...
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Puns 2019/5/11
1.The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
<br><br>
2.I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but
it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . <br><br>
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. <br><br>
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, ...
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Knock Knock 2019/5/10
Whose there ?
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The IRS joke! 2019/5/8
Mr Johnson got a notice from the IRS he might be audited,
and he should show the local IRS office next Monday morning 10. So, he called his attorney, and the two of them showed the IRS office 10, right on time. <br><br>
"Mr Johnson, " the IRS agent said, we have some
questions about some of your financial activities. into my office so we can discuss them." ...
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