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More Humour 2019/10/2
A couple had decided to use calculator as a codeword
for intercourse. The man told his to ask Mummy for the
calculator. He comes back and tells him that she'd
said she'll get it soon. An hour later the man asks his
the same thing again and he returns with the same response.
An hour later the woman shouts; "I've found the
calculator". The man shouts back; "Fuck ...
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What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? 2019/10/1
Beef strokin’ off. <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
... I'll see myself out.
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More Humour 2019/10/1
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin
when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t
ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband
two years ago?’ She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’ The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’
She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’ The Father said, ...
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limrick 2019/9/30
there was a man from bombay who made a cunt out of clay he put
in his prick it hardened like a brick and tore his forskin
away
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another funny 2019/9/30
what do dyslexic zombies eat? <br><br>
<br><br>
BRAINS <br><br>
<br><br>
ha!!!
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monday funny 2019/9/30
my wife keeps using the word 'mansplaining' wrong
and I don't know how to tell her! <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
ha!
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post youre funniest one liners 2019/9/30
here for a good laugh post your funniest one liners here
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More Humour 2019/9/29
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.
She spends $, 000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to a newspaper.
Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t
mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32, ’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50, ’ the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into ...
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are you smuggling opiates... 2019/9/29
Him= Are you smuggling opiates in your bra? Her= No, why? Him- Because I see a "Perky Set" in there!
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Lets try this one 2019/9/28
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,
'Did you see me rob this bank?' <br><br>
The man replied, ' Yes sir, I did.' The robber then
shot him in the head, killing him instantly. He then turned
to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, '..
Did you see me rob this bank?' ...
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More Humour 2019/9/28
After two weeks on a desert island with only each other for
company, Bob and Geoff are getting horny. "Look, " says Bob, "Neither of us are
gay, but if you pretend to be a women for me, when I'm
done, I'll pretend to be a woman for you." Geoff reluctantly agrees and suffers minutes of painful
humiliation as Bob fucks him up the arse. When it's
over, Geoff asks Bob ...
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Senior Briefing 2019/9/27
On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager
addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:
<br><br>
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds
for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody
caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
<br><br>
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this ...
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Strange Day 2019/9/27
I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....
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Strange Day 2019/9/27
I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....
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Internet 2019/9/27
I was on the internet earlier. The Mrs asked me what I was searching for I replied "Cheap flights" All day she's been smiling and nice to me I didn't even realise she liked darts
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Bhahahaha 2019/9/26
What's the difference between a chickpea & a garbanzo
bean ????? <br><br>
<br><br>
Never had to pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face
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The points :) 2019/9/26
Just making this article for the points yall sry bout that
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Damsel in Distress 2019/9/25
A man brags about finding a woman strapped to some railroad
tracks and untying her, taking her home and having the best
sex of his life with her. His friend asked, was she cute?
He replies I don’t know I couldn’t find her head.
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points 2019/9/24
points points points points points points.
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sex 2019/9/21
hell yes very
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Clownin 2019/9/21
Knock knock......who is it... knock harder.... who is
it... sorry didnt know I was knocking... my dick was on hard
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Monday blues 2019/9/20
Blue blues
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Just published!! 2019/9/20
20 years in the saddle Major Bumsore Shorter Skirts Seymour Legg Baby's Revenge by Nora Tittsov Sex at Sea by Master Bates & Seaman Staines <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
...
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A Joke 2019/9/20
Justin Trudeau was reportedly very excited to be asked
to address a conference on racism. <br><br>
Apparently he's totally made up
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crossing the road 2019/9/18
why did the pervert cross the road.................cos
his dick was stuck in the chicken
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More Humour 2019/9/18
Porn star Jessica Jaymes has died, with her death classified
as natural. <br><br>
Unlike the rest of her....
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funny? 2019/9/18
why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? <br><br>
It got stuck a crack <br><br>
<br><br>
ha!!!
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Screwed 2019/9/18
That's what AdultFriendFinder does to u
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more Tuesday fun 2019/9/17
I find sign language to be very handy!!! <br><br>
HA!
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Tuesday fun 2019/9/17
I bet shower heads rethinking "every naked person
I see turns on" <br><br>
<br><br>
HA!
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