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Little Lesson in Oral 7/12/2005
A long time ago, when I was young, dumb, and well..not full
of cum (as I'm female), but rather lusty in my ways~
I learned a valuable lesson. I was only 16, and my parents
had went to Garmisch for a vacation when we lived in Germany.
I, of course, decided to have a party and invite all of my
friends, including my then boyfriend and a few hot guys
I enjoyed flirting with. One of these guys ...
4 Comentarios, 873 Vistas,
46 Votos
,4.74 Puntuación |
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I had that chance. Her name was Rachel. 5/12/2005
She lay back on her bed. Rachel's sexiness was all engrossing.
Her olive skin covered her limbs like the yellows, greens
and tans of Van Gough Dandelion ‒ symbiotic in his shades.
<br>
Rachel was truly the sexiest woman that men had ever seen.
She was a striking ‒ the kind one writes ballots about.
<br>
I was touched by her essence, which shone brilliantly ...
3 Comentarios, 324 Vistas,
18 Votos
,2.17 Puntuación |
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A Cold Nose 26/11/2005
Max was my dachshund, I spoiled that dog. I let him sleep
on the bed he used to like to cuddle up.
<br>
I started dating a new guy, Max was a little suspicious of
my new beau, but was reasonably friendly.
<br>
The first time we had sex at my place we were in my bed. Max
was asleep in the frontroom in his basket by the TV.
The sex was hot and focused and at one point he ...
1 Comentarios, 805 Vistas,
36 Votos
,5.48 Puntuación |
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One that should have been on top 10 list 17/11/2005
I was reading the article "10 Things You Don't
Want To Hear During Sex" and just had to let everyone
know what our #1 would be. I have what you could call a warped
sense of humor. Luckily, over the years my husband has come
to expect just about anything from me. Once during sex,
I was on top riding him and his hard-on disappeared.Me,
being me, spontaneously bursts into laughter, roll off, ...
3 Comentarios, 649 Vistas,
28 Votos
,4.06 Puntuación |
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AdultFriendFinder 15/11/2005
AdultFriendFinder ---- thats the joke ha
1 Comentarios, 475 Vistas,
10 Votos
,1.00 Puntuación |
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Should I use a condom in my sexual fantasies? 13/11/2005
This is all true.
<br>
Obviously, most people decide it's wise to use a condom
for sex outside monogamous relationships. And I agree
with this. However, should I also use condoms for sexual
fantasies that take place only in my own head?
<br>
On the face of it, it's a damn stupid question, because
there's no chance of STD infection OR pregnancy from
a sexual fantasy. So ...
6 Comentarios, 455 Vistas,
6 Votos
,0.80 Puntuación |
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ART OF KISSING 10/11/2005
Kissing Is An Art
<br>
Butterfly Kiss:
With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your
eyelids
against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering
sensation
will match the one in your heart.
<br>
Cheek Kiss:
A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often
the preferred kissing
method of a first date. With your hands on your partner`s
shoulders,
...
0 Comentarios, 115 Vistas,
6 Votos
,2.51 Puntuación |
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Your Sex Sign Reading ... 8/11/2005
Aquarius
<br>
Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists
and turns
<br>
Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when
a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more
an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks
aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship,
it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns ...
1 Comentarios, 269 Vistas,
10 Votos
,5.38 Puntuación |
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satisfied never 5/11/2005
you know when I saw the handle I was hopeful. but I must of
misinterpreted it he's not the one never satisfied.
you are. Love the broad chest and the beautiful faced just
make sure you have your dildo and lots of batteries. I speak
from experience. One lost soul
1 Comentarios, 209 Vistas,
5 Votos
,1.84 Puntuación |
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Would you join a group... 31/10/2005
Dear AdultFriendFinder members;
<br>
How many of you would be willing to join a discussion group,
where the membership requirements are. That you must be
willing to go with a current group member or the group’s
moderator, for free and anonymous HIV testing (say within
thirty 30 days from joining the group) and share your test
results with each other to prove that you are both HIV ...
2 Comentarios, 364 Vistas,
4 Votos
,2.86 Puntuación |
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Normal Shrinkage and other things? 20/10/2005
Things I sometimes wonder about....
If you cook meat it shrinks. So heat causes shrinkage. Yes?
Yet some guys claim cold water causes "ahem"
shrinkage!
Why do they call it a blow job? I don't consider it a job
(it's fun), and I don't think I've
ever blown on one!
Why is the person in the next car always seem to be either
combing their hair, picking their ...
0 Comentarios, 369 Vistas,
21 Votos
,5.35 Puntuación |
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Blind Date Ditch 19/10/2005
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<br>
Blind dates are just plain scary, but it gets a lot worse
when you meet them and discover they are far from even the
most meager of hopes you had for them to be what you wanted.
Here's some tips on how to get rid of them, fast!
<br>
Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date ...
0 Comentarios, 214 Vistas,
4 Votos
,4.80 Puntuación |
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the balls 18/10/2005
is it just me or do we not want to have anything to do with the
balls??lol really though. Some can be stinky just like
pussies...and they just sit there so why bother?? I know
i get right in there and do what i can to please my man but it
can become bothersome...no?
2 Comentarios, 218 Vistas,
7 Votos
,1.77 Puntuación |
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Emails back and forth at work.... 7/10/2005
Dear Sam,
I am writing to you from work, where I am getting nothing
done.
I want to suck you off.
It's all I can think about and I am totally distracted.
I just want to bury my head in your lap, smell your intoxicating
smell, and lick, suck & swallow all of you.
I love to do it, and you know it.
I want to hear you moan and beg for more. I love that, too.
I have nothing ...
0 Comentarios, 478 Vistas,
12 Votos
,3.15 Puntuación |
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Boyscout Rule Applies 20/9/2005
After being informed by a new girlfriend that she had a difficult
time cumming, I agreed to incorporate her vibrator into
our lovemaking.
<br>
Things seemed to work well, I felt a bit sidelined sometimes
by the buzz of the mechanical penis, but soon embraced the
idea and enjoyed myself and her. She was getting pretty
excited, as I asked and tried out what she instructed. Just ...
0 Comentarios, 263 Vistas,
3 Votos
,1.96 Puntuación |
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I told you so! 18/9/2005
This is a story about a girl I met while working my way through
college. In bed with her for the first time, she explained
that it was very difficult for her to cum. I wasn't about
to let anything get in the way of what was about to happen,
so I said with confidence that I could make her cum through
oral sex.
<br>
Skeptically, she consensented and I was determined to
back up my ...
0 Comentarios, 221 Vistas,
5 Votos
,2.82 Puntuación |
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A sailor walked into a bar with a small.... 14/9/2005
A sailor walked into a bar with a small head.
The bartender asked what happened.
<br>
The sailor said, "My boat sank. I was adrift for 3 days
when I saw a mermaid." <br>
She said, "I will grant you three wishes."
<br>
The sailor continued, "I wished there was a boat and
suddenly I heard 'toot toot' for there was a boat
on the horizon. Then I wished I looked ...
0 Comentarios, 537 Vistas,
10 Votos
,1.79 Puntuación |
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"The Bellhop Twist" 13/9/2005
Preface:
<br>
I recently met the most incredible woman on AdultFriendFinder. Somehow
she enticed me into sharing my fantasy with her. Then after
writing several emails to each other “The Bellhop Twist”
emerged. This fantasy stuff is so much unlike me. In a million
years I would have never thought that building a fantasy
story with someone could be so intellectually and sexually ...
0 Comentarios, 127 Vistas,
4 Votos
,2.08 Puntuación |
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"The Bellhop Twist" 13/9/2005
Preface:
<br>
I recently met the most incredible woman on AdultFriendFinder. Somehow
she enticed me into sharing my fantasy with her. Then after
writing several emails to each other “The Bellhop Twist”
emerged. This fantasy stuff is so much unlike me. In a million
years I would have never thought that building a fantasy
story with someone could be so intellectually and sexually ...
0 Comentarios, 272 Vistas,
3 Votos
,2.94 Puntuación |
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A game anyone can play!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12/9/2005
Many people that read stories on this site no doubt end up
getting turned on and end up having a sexual encounter of
some type. Some people will be lucky and have someone around
to help out and some will end up having to masturbate.
<br>
Masturbation is one of those things that everyone does
(or just about everyone) but no one talks about. The chat
lines on the internet are one way ...
0 Comentarios, 267 Vistas,
9 Votos
,3.85 Puntuación |
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interfaith relationship 8/9/2005
Webster's dictionary defines 'interfaith'
as "involving persons of different religious faiths."
Based on this definition, most people associate the word
'interfaith' with couples consisting of members
of two completely different religions, for example, a
Muslim and a Buddhist. 'Interfaith, ' however,
also refers to several other categories of couples.
Couples whose ...
0 Comentarios, 124 Vistas,
4 Votos
,1.30 Puntuación |
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arousal 8/9/2005
Many people may suppose that the question of the title is
a stupid one, given that the answer is so obvious: women
have breasts for feeding babies. In fact, the question
is a good one, because it is a mystery why the vast majority
of women has breasts. Most women are, at this moment, not
lactating, and yet they have breasts. If breasts were merely
for feeding babies, then ...
0 Comentarios, 547 Vistas,
8 Votos
,2.09 Puntuación |
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arousal 8/9/2005
Many people may suppose that the question of the title is
a stupid one, given that the answer is so obvious: women
have breasts for feeding babies. In fact, the question
is a good one, because it is a mystery why the vast majority
of women has breasts. Most women are, at this moment, not
lactating, and yet they have breasts. If breasts were merely
for feeding babies, then ...
1 Comentarios, 227 Vistas,
3 Votos
,1.96 Puntuación |
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Bartender's Guide 7/9/2005
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
<br>
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could
nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed
separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
<br>
*Drink: Beer, Personality: Casual, low-maintenance;
down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a ...
3 Comentarios, 467 Vistas,
18 Votos
,4.63 Puntuación |
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When sex is funny...its more fun 31/8/2005
We all want sex to be fun, of course, but how about funny?
This may seem like a demented concept, but laughter makes
us feel better, and what better confidence booster than
to be able to laugh with your partner comfortably when you
are sitting there naked as jay birds. Laughter is healthy,
and sex is healthy, so why shouldn't the two go together.
I remeber one time a girlfriend and I were ...
1 Comentarios, 131 Vistas,
7 Votos
,3.80 Puntuación |
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laughing 24/8/2005
humour is the key to a good relationship to be able to leugh
together and at each other is quite refreshing
2 Comentarios, 78 Vistas,
3 Votos
,4.90 Puntuación |
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I dont know if I'm good at giving men Blow Jobs 24/8/2005
How do you know? I have only been with a few men in my life...
Dont get me wrong... I love to give head! I just dont know
if I am any good at it. I never really asked if I was any good
at it. I was always told it's not nice to talk with your
mouth full. I mean they cum quite quickly most of the time.
They just dont scream "Yeah Baby, Yeah just like that!"
I guess I am just wondering if ...
9 Comentarios, 496 Vistas,
20 Votos
,4.02 Puntuación |
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This is just a little joke you can share with whomever!!! 22/8/2005
One night there were this boy and girl on their way home from
prom. The boy was driving along when all of a sudden the girl
looked at him and said "I want to have sex."
<br>
So the boy pulls over the car, gets out his condom and they
do their thing. When they were finished he threw the condom
out the window. A few seconds later the girl looks at him
and says "I want to have sex ...
1 Comentarios, 381 Vistas,
16 Votos
,1.07 Puntuación |
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safe sex, horny wanna fuck 2 men all night& more? 20/8/2005
We havent had sex all week, because were on over time at work.
Im also tierd because were together 24/7. We went to see
louise faricon last tuesday, or wensday. I went to learn
his muslim culture, to learn the man , Im with daily. I WAS
surprised to see a women who wears little clothes, due to
hotness, temuter wise. Liked the womens muslim gowns,
Im trying to bond to everything. He takes ...
0 Comentarios, 334 Vistas,
6 Votos
,2.23 Puntuación |
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0 To 200 In 4 Seconds 13/8/2005
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for
weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like
car so she
could zip through traffic around town.
<br>
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck,
but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price
range.
<br>
"Look !" she said. I want something that goes
from 0 to ...
0 Comentarios, 290 Vistas,
24 Votos
,5.40 Puntuación |