Like most clean-but-dirty girls, I adore baths. Baths, showers, and hot tubs, actually ‒ anywhere that gives me an excuse to get naked, wet, and soapy. I’m pathologically addicted to holding my pussy up to the jets on a whirlpool tub. In short, I love the water. But when it comes to actual sexual intercourse, water is… tricky. I once laid out a great deal of money to foolishly engineer a romantic getaway that involved a pricey Jacuzzi suite and absolutely NO aqua-sex supplies. What a mistake! If I thought of lube at all, I probably figured saliva had gotten us this far. I assumed, from watching movies, that sex in the tub would be slippery and wet, but without a good silicone lube on hand, fucking was impossible. I will never forgot the sensation of crouching over my boyfriend’s cock, getting ready to sink my sweet, honeyed pussy down onto to it, and suddenly feeling my cunt screeching for mercy. It was the genital equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard. Who knew water could be so drying? It washes away all your natural lube and makes a pussy sliding down a cock practically SQUEAK with protest. I vowed that in the future, I’d bring better stuff along to make the most of the sexy waterplay! In honor of Wet and Wild August, here is my fantasy shopping list.

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Eros Lube Original



Widely agreed to be the industry favorite in regards to wet sex, Eros Lube is silicone-based, which means that it won’t ‒ heck, can’t ‒ wash away in the bath. (It does wash off easily with the addition of soap, however.) This slippery lube makes your parts glide together, and as a plus it’s also condom safe and hypoallergenic. It has sold more that 20 million bottles in its time. Don’t run a bath without it!

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Fukuoku Finger Massage Glove




This fantastic little massage glove produces 45,000 vibrations per minute, which sounds like a swarm of angry bees but feels like heaven. Your partner will melt under the barrage of vibes coming from the five powerful fingertip massagers. Best of all, the entire package is waterproof, so you can bring it on into the tub with you!

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Rubber Duckie Massager

This fetish-attired take on the traditional rubber duckie is good for a lot more than just a laugh. The tail and beak vibrate powerfully when you flip the switch, making this toy “grownups-only”! The duckie is fully waterproof and features a strong but quiet motor for your privacy.

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Layaspot


This fun little ergonomic vibe is a German-crafted sex toy that delivers revolutionary pleasure in several different modes. It’s totally waterproof, so you can use it allll over, in every situation. Ladies, remember: a waterproof toy means never having to say you’re sorry for cumming all over the place. Let this vibe buzz you into a hot, creamy orgasm, then clean up with a little soap. You’ve never looked so glowing!

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Shower Enema System


The appeal of playing with messes in the shower is that they won’t stay messes for long. Get your waterplay on with this convenient enema kit with a six-foot hose that attaches to your showerhead. You can regulate the volume and temperature of the water to customize the sensations, and cleanup is a cinch.

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PVC Playsheets



Our final suggestion for Wet and Wild August is this set of PVC playsheets, which are absolutely perfect for drenched, slippery, lubed-up sex of the wettest and wildest kind. Get crazy in the shower, then retire to these sheets so as not to wreck the bedding ‒ or, have your messy fun on the sheets first (whipped cream wrestling, anyone?), then stumble to the shower in post-orgasmic bliss to get yourself squeaky clean.


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