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My Magazine > Editors Archive > Sexpert > Watch for our splashy articles in *Wet and Wild* August!!
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Cum Again?
by Sonia Davide & Diana Dillinger



I confess. Before this assignment, the closest I'd gotten to fake cum was during summer camp, when we'd squeeze globs of conditioner on the sheets of hapless victims and squeal, "Megan has SPERM on her bed!"

Little did we girls know, in our naivete, that such synthetic semen is commonplace in the film industry: from the small, yet memorable glob featured in Something About Mary to the gallons of white goo in the infamous Semen Maniac (and, some might argue, the stuff used in the recent Spiderman films . . ), there's a reason that the lab-produced variety exists. And if you've ever been humbled by the amount of cum male porn stars produce, take heart: it's not unheard of for actors to supplement their loads with the help of a rubber tube and a pump.

Unfortunately, the commercial variety is generally restricted to those in the industry. So what about those of us who want to enhance our own home videos, have fun with a photo shoot, or even just engage in an enhanced bukakke fantasy? (C'mon; I know I'm not alone . . .) Luckily for us, there are all manner of DIY recipes out there, and luckily for YOU, two of your favorite AFF writers have taken on the onerous task of testing the most promising! That's right: one of my sexiest galpals and I volunteered to make use of the AFF test kitchen - and bedroom - to whip up a few batches of the gooiest faux jizz recipes we could find.

The results of our efforts are below. We've put up photos of six yummy cum-concoctions, and in exchange for your viewing pleasure, we'd love for you to weigh in on the most realistic. (Remember, you're voting on baby-batter, not body parts!) Then, check back next time for detailed recipes and a behind-the-scenes description of exactly what went on during the shoot.






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And the question is . . . which do you like best? Which do you think is the most realistic? Click on the View / Post Comments button below to let us know what you think. If we find out you like what we’ve done, we’ll be back soon with a follow-up piece on just exactly what went into the making (and deploying!) of our stand-in splooge.

‘Til then, have fun!