The Witching Hour  

zanzibarus 39M
419 posts
3/22/2006 9:27 pm

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The Witching Hour

I dont know what it is about midnight, but its the time when i am at my most aroused. If i had someone laying next to me, they would surely get woken up for a bit of frivolity, and no doubt i would get a slap in the face for suggesting such a thing. Or maybe even a punch in the genitals.

So anyway, last night as i was masturbating, i was thinking about stupid things. Like why did Gandhi get killed? Why does Dubya think he's Jesus? Why can't penguins fly? Etc etc.

I have a feeling that, were i to marry, my life would end up like Kevin Spacey's in American Beauty. Masturbating in bed next to my frigid wife. That scares the hell out of me. Mainly because, if anyone knows me, i'm pretty sexual by nature. I like to have sex pretty much anytime. I will always take sex over sleep, even if its bad. Hell id take a kiss over sleep if i could.

This is the sort of crap i think about during the day.

Probably need some meds that i have been assured will help me when i get my daily dose of spam.

Music: Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper

frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
3/22/2006 9:51 pm

You are so bizzare and funny and honest..that's what I like about you!

The wicthing hour does funny things to most of us and hate to say it, but you'd never marry someone that would kick you in the genetals or lay next to you motionless. You'd pick the one that snuck under tha covers and woke you up 10 minutes before midnight!!

Here's a kiss for go sleep!

Frangi xx

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/22/2006 10:04 pm

1. Like why did Gandhi get killed?
Because you have to be murdered to become a saint and a martyr.

2.Why does Dubya think he's Jesus?
He doesnt. He thinks he is jesus's personal spokesman.

3. Why can't penguins fly?
They are too fat and have little stubby wings and no feathers.

If you have any more questions just let me know.

zanzibarus 39M

3/23/2006 2:50 am

Frangi - i am a bizarre person during that time. i dont know why. a kiss before i go to sleep, ooeeerrr.... french kiss?

lianna - i have many questions to ask you oh great oracle!

frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
3/23/2006 7:18 pm

Hey lay off the Oysters (even if it is the music type), it will only make things worse!!

By the way....You've been TAGGED! See TWICE Once on each butt cheek for all the details.

Sorry, you know I've wanted to slap your butt cheek for a while so here it is..hehe!!

Frangi x

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