your_fave_MRE 44F
142 posts
12/16/2005 11:45 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

TittyFucker1975 42M

12/17/2005 12:31 am

Since all guys are... well guys.

Which do you prefer one with guts or balls?

imBambi 59M/51F

12/17/2005 12:49 am

Very cute but not original. At least give credit to the guy who wrote it.

rm_1981sugar 36F
8 posts
12/17/2005 12:55 am

lmfao!!! that's funny....

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
12/17/2005 1:43 am

from your definition-av got GUTS,lol

rm_Candy2602 34F

12/17/2005 1:56 am

That's a good one! Yeah, my husband would have to have BALLS to come home like that and say that to me. Then i'd kick in those damn balls til he just had GUTS

TTigerAtty 63M

12/17/2005 6:32 am

That's a good one, girl! Funny pic also!

keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
12/17/2005 8:29 am

I wanna live! Call me gutless.

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