Just Gotta Ask ~ (I'm good like that)  

yagottalikit 50F
824 posts
7/17/2005 8:15 am

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Just Gotta Ask ~ (I'm good like that)

I’m fairly certain this subject has been touched upon once or twice ~ however, I feel the need to beat that dead horse (it’s not like I’m hurting it!) so ~ humor me.
See, I ‘m in need of a little help here. Some definitions, explanations…….perspectives! (if you thought “cash”, that’ll work, too) I would go so far as to BEG for your responses. (nope, not shootin for Ms Popular) And, well, I may be pushin it, but gosh it would be great to hear from both sides. Men and women. (I have a sneaky suspicion views may differ just a tad.) Nahhhhh…..I’m probably wrong.

First ~ a little history ~ How I crashed into this web site: My beautiful, self-absorbed, neurotic best-friend (who also happens to be my sister) led me here, just like any big sis would. In short ~ sis had some questions she needed answers to. Finding those answers required:

(A) creating a very tempting, very unidentifiable persona. (aka ~ a semi-bogus profile) yeah yeah…slap my hand. It was justified.
( Looking at dick pic’s for approx 12 hours straight ~ 3 nights in a row. (apparently this was necessary, tho I fail to see the relevance.) AND
(C) Use of my computer and message reading abilities.

So, in the process of being not quite me and not quite her, a little of both and a little of neither; there were, inadvertently, some messages in “our” mailbox that weren’t from the desired target of our (her!) deception. Well, by golly! ~ some of those messages were rather intriguing, as were the folks that sent them. (Where the heck did THEY go, by the way?)

I said, “in short” ‒ didn’t I? Ok. Ok. So, I decided to put my very own profile up and give it a whirl! If you’ve read my profile ~ you may have noticed it’s pretty straight-forward, honest…..concise! Yes, I was a little disillusioned and, frankly, pissed off when I wrote it. Perhaps, it’s working for me ~ Perhaps, it isn’t. I lack the enthusiasm to edit it any further, at this time. Either way, I’m here and don’t plan on leaving any time soon. (a collective sigh of relief thru-out AdultFriendFinder land) (giggles!) I didn’t come here in search of sex. There was plenty of that to be had. I wasn’t searching for my “soul-mate” (mainly cuz he/she doesn’t need to be found) “New” friends (yes, FRIENDS) might be close. Even more accurate would be “entertainment!” I was looking for something to occupy my time and an excuse to get my ass OUT to have some fun! Furthermore, to be totally honest ~ it’s the only site I’ve found where I don’t have to pay to interact. (so, I’m cheap!) I call it frugal.

Getting back on track ~ I have a few simple (ahem…..yeah right) questions:

(1) What EXACTLY is a “real woman”? Would that be one with “no strings attached”? Are sooooo many of Pinocchio’s sisters on this site that it requires one to specify?
(2) * “Prefer not to say” * Is this meant to throw us off? Hmmm……He/She “prefers not to say” whether they’re married or not, what color hair they have or how tall they are. I TRY to be positive and assume that the real answer is soooo spectacular that this person would be inundated with mail, thus, they are simply trying to limit interest! Why can’t I “prefer not to say” whether I’m male or female? That could be kinda fun.
(3) “You won’t be disappointed!” Well, now. (some even guarantee this ~ wonder how that works ~ gonna give me my fuck back?) How in the hell does one come to the conclusion that everyone reading and/or responding to your profile will be completely satisfied…err…..NOT disappointed? Cuz, ya know ~ I’m a reasonably attractive gal, my 38 years and 2 kids are visible on my face and body. Yet, the complaint box remains mostly empty. However, there have certainly been one or two that were not overly enthralled ~ yes, even after experiencing the Cadillac Pussy. Apparently, they’ve had Rolls Royce Pussy. Can’t win ‘em all!!
(before attacking ~ I’m aware that I allude to something similar to this in my profile ~ I made a rather strong effort to stress the tongue-in-cheeked-ness of it.) Onward ~
(4) “Fun times” ‒ Please de-code! Seems a bit vague and quite relative.
(5) “Open-minded” ‒ see #4.
(6) “Baggage”
(7) “Drama‒free”, “no drama”, etc.
#’s 6 and 7 ‒ what precisely would be considered baggage? Is an overnight bag ok? Ya know, clean undies, toothbrush…Are there really people in this world with NO baggage?.....wow! I want their secrets! Ditto with “drama”. Just a bit interested as to what others (meaning y’all) would consider “drama” to be ‒ c’mon I need examples ‒ specifics. Straight from the shoulder, there’s more drama in my little finger than in some entire families. I don’t exactly ask for it….nor do I make it known to every living being. I fix it, deal with it and/or move past it ‒ as best I can. Oh, I have done some Theatre in my time ~ mostly musicals or comedy…..(whew! Not too much drama!) Is this possibly a different way of saying, “don’t tell me your problems, worries, fears…... and certainly don’t get me involved in any of that…..even if I am your problem, worry and fear!”????

Any assistance in clarifying this matter would be greatly appreciated!

Oooooh and because I like to give as well as receive ~ here’s my helpful hint:
Boys and girls ‒ “curious” is often, very often, read as “BI-curious” so, if you seem to get a lot of unwanted advances ‒ check that profile and then check a thesaurus.

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

yagottalikit 50F
583 posts
7/17/2005 8:23 am

Ha! Ha! Ha! and do not believe for one minute that I didn't catch the irony in the "fake profile - real woman" thing! Oh well, never said I was perfect. The question still remains....Bring it on!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

Nubiandream004 56M

7/17/2005 7:37 pm

Gawd I love your Blog. Sometimes I wonder what the hell is going through your mind while you're typing though...(laff). Okay, here goes...

(1)What EXACTLY is a “real woman”? I wish I could answer this, but I've been trying to figure out exactly what the heck is meant by a 'real man.' Considering "different strokes for different folks" really is more than a cliche, one person's real woman won't work for the next person. In other words, 'real' is in the eye of the beholder.

(2) “Prefer not to say” I think AdultFriendFinder should help us by having options like "none of your business," "can I get back to you on that?" or "it depends."

(3) “You won’t be disappointed!” I can't answer this because I'm fixated on your "Cadillac Pussy" reference. I never had much of an interest in cadillacs until now...

(4) "Fun times” Please see the "different strokes for different folks" refernce above - one person's definition of fun is another person's definition of b o r i n g.

(5) “Open-minded” You use this one in the hope the person reading it will believe you'll like whatever they like (I need to check my profile, I may have used this one).

(6) “Baggage” I'm thinkin' the person who asks for no baggage doesn't want to worry about getting confronted by an 'ex' with a gun or baseball bat or have you show up at their house with 16 kids because they couldn't find a babysitter.

(7) “Drama‒free”, “no drama”, etc. See my answer to #6.

I would expound upon these further, but I need to check the internet and find the nearest Cadillac dealer.

yagottalikit 50F
583 posts
7/18/2005 12:16 am

Gawd, I love your responses! Ya mean you have to WONDER what's going thru my mind? Heck, I thought I put it out there painfully well! Thanks for attempting to help me see things clearly!

Oh and Cadillac is not a reference to "size" LOL.......

Funny, but I happen to have a beauty of a caddy in the driveway I'm willing to sell ya!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

TopFisher 64M

7/18/2005 12:40 pm

Gender: Woman
Birthdate: November 13, 1957
(47 year old)
Sexual Orientation: Bi-curious
Lives in: Syracuse, New York, United States
(1872 miles from you)
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Married
Height: 5 ft 3 in / 161-162 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: Prefer not to say
Want Children: Prefer not to say
Bra Size: 38 D
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length : Medium
Eye Color : Blue
Glasses or Contacts : None

Now this could actually be a very fun excercise.

Take the above example.

Married, yet not willing to commit to relocate. I'd think that NO would be the correct answer, well unless she is shopping for the BBD and plans on having the current hubby finncing her move as well.

47 yrs old, I'd bet there are some kids involved with this union, don't you? I'd also venture to say she is NOT willing to become pregnant again at 47 years of age!!

Religion is another place where we find the preference to keep quiet. Hmmmm why I ponder such is because most relgions would probably frown on married folks our shopping for alternate sexual companions? or I really don't think you need to know I could give a shit less about your god and don't ask about mine.

We notice another female desiring to be involved with things that are not the norm too!

As one browses through the many different men and women on this site it's becomes almost a game to determine what that person is or how one would interact with them. Some are comical, The Lists, which equal, the hoops and hurdles you had better be able to go through or over IF you desire a chance with me.... Funny as hell really!

Now I'll provide a take on your questions as Nubian did.

(1)What EXACTLY is a “real woman”? Lets see, Can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never never let you forget you are a man. How's that?

(2) “Prefer not to say” Everything Nubian said, along with "I'm Flexible"

(3) “You won’t be disappointed!” If you are I promise to give you your fuck back. Not sure how exactly to make such happen, I suppose doing it again in reverse?

(4) "Fun times” Please see the "different strokes for different folks" refernce above - one person's definition of fun is another person's definition of b o r i n g. I can't offer anything better for this one.

(5) “Open-minded” Meaning that you might cut and run when youhear of my plans for us! OR Possibly desiring one that has little brain matter so it can be filled with shit?

(6) “Baggage” I'm thinkin' the person who asks for no baggage doesn't want to worry about getting confronted by an 'ex' with a gun or baseball bat or have you show up at their house with 16 kids because they couldn't find a babysitter. That is no shit there! It's also a total "list" pipe dream, baggage is what makes us what we are, it's how we carry it or check it at the ticket counter that cunts. I'd be scared as hell of one with no baggage. See alternate anwer for #5.

(7) “Drama‒free”, “no drama”, etc. When you insist that I drive your car and happen to bump into something cause I'm completly unfamiliar with it. No damage, but she goes off into a zone of pissed off as though the entire world just colapsed. Now that is drama that I for sure desire NOTHING to do with!

Though I've never had much interest in Cadillacs, you have laid out some sort of different bati with your reference to your very own "Cadillac Pussy" for sure. I'm calling for a pic of said bait, this could maybe work to catch more!

yagottalikit 50F
583 posts
7/19/2005 1:55 am

LMAO Fisher......Call on the C.P. pic all you want.....this fish ain't a bitin!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

tierratexas 53M

7/22/2005 6:03 pm

I like Nubian's and TopFisher's takes on "Prefer not to say". There needs to be more choices here. I'll throw in another: "I'm embarrassed to say."

Some of the terms or phrases are probably meaningless when coming from certain people but might have useful meaning from other people. So I tend to infer additional meaning, which might be completely baseless.

"Fun times". If a profile frequently mentions "fun", I have read that as meaning, "If we ever meet, I don't want any serious or semi-serious conversation in this context or I can't handle any such conversation because I have no opinions of my own."

"Drama-free". I like this term because I think that it means that the person understands the difference between someone who has his/her shit together and someone that doesn't, and this person DOES have his/her shit together and ain't gonna burden you with stories about a crappy life or drag you into nasty situations. Similar to "baggage".

"Open-minded". If you are on AdultFriendFinder, one would hope that you are open-minded about sex. So I have translated "open-minded" into phrases that other people sometimes use, such as "likes to party" or "hemp-friendly", unless the profile specifically overrides that with "drug-free". Or maybe this is what is meant by "fun times" for some people.

rm_hinkawaza 54M
371 posts
8/8/2005 12:56 am

O.K. sweetie, had to respond on #1, "What exactly is a real woman?". Can I see that map again?

P.S. You misspelled Ferrari

yagottalikit 50F
583 posts
8/8/2005 4:32 am

hmmmmm hinkydear, are you implying my pussy is more like a ferrari? I choose to take that as a compliment!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

rm_hinkawaza 54M
371 posts
8/8/2005 6:46 am

It was intended as such, my dear!

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