New Law For Women In The United Kingdom  

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7/20/2006 2:26 am

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New Law For Women In The United Kingdom


INCREASED TAX PAYMENTS LEGISLATION ACT OCT 2006

The only thing the inland revenue has not taxed ladies is your tits.
This is due the the fact that ;
20% of the time they are Hanging around unemployed,
60% of the time they are involved in untrackable take over bids,
and 20% of the time they are employed but operate in total darkness.

Accordingly, after October 1st 2006 Girls; Your Titties will be taxed,
and im afraid and based on their size using the Titty Checker Scale below

TITTY CHECKER SCALE

Size of asset: Catergory Tax Payments

BBW Breasts - Luxury Tax £50 Per Annum

Large Cupped breasts - Incup Tax £30 per Annum

Pert And Firm Breasts - Privilege tax £20 per Annum

Floppy Breasts - Nuisance Tax £5 per Annum

IMPORTANT NOTICE (Some good news) -
Anyone showing their bare chest in public on a regular basis
on summer beaches and parks is eligible for a refund, but
doesn't include those involved in breast feeding. Be sure to see your local MP or
life lifeguard/park keeper for application forms.

- DO NOT APPLY FOR IMPLANTS IN FUTURE,
Females with any current implants will be charged an additional TAX
Under Bill DD36+ Entitled UNFAIR CAPITAL GAIN

This concludes the announcement made today if there's any complaints see

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think i got outa the bed the wrong side again honey...

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