Red Neck Dating Post #5....Howta convert yer pickup into a hot tub...  

xxxhandyman4u2 56M
139 posts
3/13/2006 2:45 pm

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3/15/2006 7:04 pm

Red Neck Dating Post #5....Howta convert yer pickup into a hot tub...

watcha need:
1 chain saw
1 pickup with tail gate.
1 Tarp large enuff to line the pickups bed.
1 Trollin motor,or a weed wacker with propeller.
Some wire mesh to make a guard fer the propeller.
some half inch pipe and fittins and an end cap.
1 drill and a 1/8 bit
1 air compressor...fer makin bubbles
1 roll duct tape...
lots of bubble wrap...
hose and water...
And last but not least a case of yer favorite beverage(beer Dumbass)

step one:
have a beer,find level location for pickup near hose and water...set yer brake and chock the tires,cause water is heavy and you dont want yer truck rollin away....cool....have anothern beer...

Step Two:
line the bed of the pickup with tarp and secure in place with duct tape....cover all and any holes with duct tape....you was to cheap to buy a new tarp werent ya....shakes his head...
Have anothern beer...

step three:
yer almost there...fill with water...check for leaks...its leakin...Damn...call yer no good brother in law and have him purchase you a new tarp from wall mart and deliver it....
bribe him with beer...let him get the DUI... not you ...cause yur to smart....look at this home improvement yer workin on ...Hell it'll bring up property values a mite..have beer while ya wait...
repeat step no# 2 and #3 no leaks ...yer up to the hard part now...

Step #4:
Bubble makin device... thats what the pipe fittins and caps and such were fer cap pipe have beer...drill holes along the pipe with drill and 1/8 inch bit....attach to air hose and compressor..turn on and look fer bubbles...the bubbles should be little not big...turn the air pressure down to 1-3 lbs...and have another beer...

Step #5: send out for more beer cause yer runnin low...Trollin motor wave device...Hell ...Both you and I know that you can operate a trollin motor drunk....Make wire mesh cage big enuff to allow the propeller to spin freely...attach to side of pickup with clamps dumbass not duct tape...install the trollin motor in bwire basket ...attach the power and turn on....ok now turn it off and have anothern beer...spread bubble wrap across the hot tub to act as a solar cover....Shit, its in the shade....thats why we have the chain saw...

Good Luck... Happy Hunting....
***Disclaimer*** if ya gets yerself shot it aint my fault....if ya try this an git hurt its yer own damn fault..dont go suein me ...my lawyers name is Smith And Wesson


xxxhandyman4u2 56M

3/13/2006 2:49 pm

step no#4 can be skipped totally by eatin a big bean dinner....


rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
3/13/2006 9:46 pm

DUDE!....You know to much about this. Are you sure you aint done this before!....and Anyway, the pic, isnt that from last 4 of July! That looks like the old truck and your backyard!!!..........

yea yea kill me later!!...*GRIN*


silverbreeze2 66F

3/15/2006 5:17 pm

Why does the water in this tub look so dirty??
Oh, never mind, don't tell me!


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