mmmmmmmmmm think about it x2  

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8/10/2006 10:09 pm

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8/13/2006 10:23 pm

mmmmmmmmmm think about it x2

three vampires walked into a bar and ordered drinks.
the first vampire ordered blood.
the second vampire ordered blood.
the third vampire just wanted hot water.
the bartender was baffled and asked him why he didnt want blood like the rest of them.......

what do you think he was drinkin that nite and would you want some?

what is the deffinition of GROSS?

yeaaaaaaaaaaa play twice as long for the price of one single visit!!

remember if your here say to me ......and visit the other posts.
and as always thanx for playin with me.

vuja1001 40M
9 posts
8/11/2006 12:26 am

Weeeeeeeee no trouble with comments today! Finaly!
First I want to thank you for compliment you give me about my pic. and...
I also among your blog love your pic. and your...
My English is not so good, I know that, but I houp you will forgive me for grammar and spelling mistakes.
And now answer to the second question about school and what did I get away with?
In high shool i was busted for smokin several thimes,
braking windows with football balls, sanding teasy notes to my girlfriends in class (that one was embarrassing werry much).
So when I think through there isn't left much of the silly things to get away with.
Just my luck!
And for this one i think the third vampire was making tea wit used tampon!!!
If that is not one hell of deffiniton of grooss well...
Blooooooooooooody Mary!
Tease me soon! Kiss

47 posts
8/12/2006 9:31 pm

lol your rite vuja as far as the bloody tea goes and yes it is very gross but.........not the deffinition of gross that im lookin for. lol so lets hear it what is a deffinition of GROSS? theres alot out there!!
thanx 4 playin with me baby

vuja1001 40M
9 posts
8/13/2006 7:18 am

Hi again, I can write you about this for days, standard things like ignorance, bad sense of humor, a vulgar gesture etc...
So I will post you some grosse jokes. I houp that you dont mind.

Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. They decide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women ask.
The next weekend, they are in the same bar.
The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was so great! I was sitting on the couch watching TV and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't you burn the whole house down? That place is still smoldering."

A plane crashed in the middle of the ocean and only two men and a woman survived. They managed to get to an island on a dingy.
To entertain themselves they ****** each other.
The survivors had a threesome every night but the woman felt ashamed from what she was doing so she killed herself.
Three days later the men felt ashamed in what they were they buried her!

A guy was laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette. He looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing. He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet, and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there. He decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know.
When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done.
''The carpet lookes wonderful!'' she exclaimed. ''Here are your cigarettes; I found them in the kitchen. Oh yes, and by the way, have you seen my gerbil?''

A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives. So one day he's driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her -- but he can't.
Later, he sees a kid skating and can't resist hitting the kid. Finally, he decides he needs help from above so he goes to a church and asks the pastor for help.
So after church, the pastor invites him to his house for lunch. They get in the car and start to drive down the street, and just as he starts to tell the pastor about his problem, he sees an old blind man walking down the street. He swerves toward him but misses, and the pastor says, ''Don't worry. I got him with the door!''

5. This one is really great!
Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail."
So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday.
So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did.
''I got 17 people to get off drugs,'' says the first guy.
''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the judge.
''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.''
''Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy.
"I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.''
''Wow. How'd you do that?'' asked the judge.
''Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison...''

47 posts
8/13/2006 10:23 pm

lmao them are some pretty good ones hun. thanx for the laughs!! see ya soon hun and thanx for lettin me play with you!!

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