ass n cemetary  

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8/22/2006 11:51 pm

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ass n cemetary

well i have tried to think of things ta write in my blog and im speachless. i mean my day consists of nothing but i am left with nothing. i need a life.

two women go out one weekend without their husbands. as they came back, both drunk just before dawn, they feel the earge ta pee. the only place ta stop is in a cematary. scared and drunk they both decide ta go there anyway. the first one didnt have anything ta blot herself with so she uses her panties and then tosses em aside. the second one sees a ribbon on a nearby flower wreath and decides ta use it for blottin purposes.
the morning after the husbands are talkin on the phone. one says to the other, " we have ta be on the look-out. it seems that these two were up ta no good last nite. my wife came home without her panties.
the other responded, " your lucky man, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass, that read.....WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.

well hope ya got a lil smile from that and share some cemetary stories or jokes and if ya aint got one then hell make one up. lol


vuja1001 40M
9 posts
8/27/2006 1:50 am

Hi Tease good to see you again.

A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat. The Hippie was stoned out of his mind and horny, so he looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him.
The Nun was surprised by the question but politely declines and quickly gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver says to the hippie, "if you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord.
"If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," said the bus driver guy "you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
Well the Hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. And right on schedule the nun shows up. When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, dressed in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first."
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity.
The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to go to work on the nun.
After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out,
"Ha ha, I'm the hippie!!"
The nun replied by whipping off her mask and shouting,
"Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!!"

An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most: "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
The neighbors believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed it.
Then the man died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, her neighbors approached to ask if she wasn't worried about this man who practiced black magic and swore he would dig his out of the grave to come back and haunt her for the rest of her life?
The wife said, "Let the old guy dig. I had him buried upside down."

47 posts
8/27/2006 11:30 pm

lmao very funny hun. thanks for stopin back and visitin me. i really enjoy your company.

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