Waxing - OH SH*T THAT HURTS  

wombat_ 50M
128 posts
11/30/2005 4:29 am

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Waxing - OH SH*T THAT HURTS

Guys....DO NOT GET WAXED. For a long time now I've been well trimmed or shaven around my dick and balls. An ex used to feel it was only fair that if I preferred a woman shaved before I went down on her then it was only reasonable that I was the same way.

I actually prefer being very trimmed or shaven. Something about the feeling. Anyway, I was talked into trying waxing by a friend. She had just done the course/training or whatever and was well set up at home with all the wax stuff and a nice massage style table.

Waxing your balls and groin area is by far the most painful experience I have ever had and is certainly not suggested for the weak. WOW. She made the comment that it hurts less to pull the skin tight. Yeh right....I reckon thats a con just to make it worse.

As I knew her, she was soemwhat relaxed about the manipulation of the skin and componants that make up the male genitals. Drag the balls to the left and RRRIiiiiiiiippp! OUCH! Pull my cock down low and rrriiiiiippp - that was the worst bit I reckon....just above the base of the cock. Actually no...the worst was on the top part of the testicles.....no way to really get the skin tight and when she placed her hand back on the bit just ripped off she applied a tad too much pressure and squeezed my balls together bringing even more water to the eyes.

At one stage I swear she'd ripped my balls completely off. And if that wasnt bad enough the first bit where she picks at an edge to get a grip on the wax...that hurts even more...slowly dragging a poor little hair out by the roots.

Waxing for men is a big "no go zone". Yeh...it is by far more smoother than shaving. Yes...it seems to still be smooth after a few days. But what does it really matter anyway, I am so bruised and in pain the last thing I want is anyone touching or sucking. By the time the pain subsides it'll probably have grown back again.

An interesting experience. Now I am baffled how hard it is for woman to wax. Not quite as many shapes and angles to negotiate but an "outie" could be difficult. And yes...I asked her if I could watch her wax a female and it was met with an emphatic "NO". Pity...it is intriging me.

J


hairbabedelivers 53F

11/30/2005 5:23 am

i don't even have to read past the first paragraph to diagnose your problem. First of all, just finished the course implies "new" and if you knew the person doing the job was "new" why would you put your jewels into their hands? and just how old was ms miagi anyway? wax on wax off hurts less to pull it tight? how about keeps skin from unattaching itself and vessels from ripping? hurts less is so far down the list it isn't funny. You are on AdultFriendFinder, man put an ad out there. someone will let you watch and an experienced waxer would hurt less and see to it that you are made aware that it is NOT recommended for male genitalia. Hey, can I thread your groin? call me{post 157222]


wombat_ 50M

11/30/2005 6:07 am

"Thread my groin"

Sure!

"NOT reccommended for male" So now I live in fear of recovery and side effects and wait for the morning I wake up and find them lifeless on the side of the bed wondering why the intrigue and willingness to try anything wasnt met with more mature questioning and consideration before the dreaded waxing.


crystal_crystal 42F
13 posts
11/30/2005 6:45 am

I've just had mine done! But if you are willing to pay you can come along and watch the next time I get it done. May add a thrill to my adventure to the beauty therapist.

I disagree with "hairbabedelivers". The Aussie "back, crack and sack" is a very popular male waxing of the obviouse. In fact, in Melbourne they are commonly referred to as a "Male-zillian". So dont panic - it wont drop off. If it does - send it along to me for moulding.

Crystal.


frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
12/1/2005 4:49 pm

I always wax everything (not enough hair to make a landing strip) and love the feeling of it (both getting it done and sex while waxed).

Face it, if men where meant to have as strong a pain threshold as women do, they would give birth.

I prefer men trimmed very closely and with shaved balls. An electric shaver is great for that.

Frangi x


wombat_ 50M

12/1/2005 5:33 pm

Thanks Frangpanigal. Electric shaver...I am beginning to have visions of trying out the electric shaver just after a shower and not only will bits be falling off from the waxing but now I can electricute the remaining parts that comes into contact with a few drips of water not quite dried off properly.


frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
12/4/2005 7:11 pm

Wombat - you mean we have to teach you how to dry yourself as well!!!
Maybe you shouod take up Crystals's offer...that way someone can make sure you are all dried first!

Frangi x


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