Its like pizza...until now!  

wombat_ 50M
128 posts
12/17/2005 8:46 am

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Its like pizza...until now!

When you dial a pizza and it arrives you always end up eating it. Too much filling, to soggy, too dry, not enough cheese, too many peppers, not enough salami, too crunchy, too cold, too doesn't really still eat it. Some pizza is better than others but when it arrives regardless of the condition its still fixes the hunger.

I used to think woman were like a pizza. (this is going to sound very sexist but I am not really like that). You meet someone at a pub or club (I'm a bigger pub person with a live band than I am a club with music that sounds like a train wreck running over a bunch of cats) and you end up somewhere (there place, my place, car, forest, beach, front lawn of the neighbours - that's another story) then you always complete the task at hand and sometimes its great, sometimes its ok and other times its just good. Never really that bad and you never really say no....just like a pizza.

But I sit at 3am and realise for the first time in my life I left before eating the pizza. Yep....the band finished playing, the drinks were finished and we went to her place. During the short drive and the moments of entering her flat there was an attempt at real conversation and for some reason everything she said annoyed me. It annoyed me that she grabbed a glass from the bench, tipped out what was in there and filled with coke and drank. It annoyed me that she kissed like sucking on a marshmallow. She annoyed me when she sneezed and it sounded like an elephant with flatulence. So I said I had to work early and left.

Driving home fellow males...I felt ashamed to have left the pizza untouched. Never before have I done such a thing. I am now in fear of what is happening to me. Is it like falling off a horse? Should I go out there and just get "straight back on the horse" (so to speak)? Oh sh*t....its nearly 4am and I am still in shock.


rm_MustangD6644 53M
1031 posts
12/17/2005 2:54 pm

Wombat you will find when you review last nights operations and this entry when you wake up today, that there are several things that you will have experienced and learnt.
Firstly give yourself a pat on the head, and a glaring look at your crotch.

Your Big Brain has managed to exercise control over your Little Brain, just in time to save you from eating some BAD PIZZA to use your analogy, and avoid the subsequent troubles.

I would say that prior to last night Little Brain would have said "Full Steam Ahead, and Damn the Torpedoes", and so you would have gone in for a serve of "just pizza". Later when you would have reviewed the night, Big Brain would have said; "Oh Man was she a shocker, we nearly got in trouble there", to which Little Brain would have replied; "Yeah, but we got laid". I summize that you would then have agreed with Little Brain, with a wry grin.

Last night Big Brain was overridden by Little Brain until you got to her flat, where upon Big Brain has seen and heard enough to realize that this was not the place to be as she was not your cup of tea, and it was time to bugout before it was too late. In other words it was time to get out to avoid a serve of BAD PIZZA.
There were reasons and you may not have fully appreciated all of them last night, but Big Brain had seen enough and pulled the pin.

Sure Little Brain is pissed off, which is why you feel ashamed, but to shut him up, remind him how many blokes you have heard lamenting a certain time that they "got lucky" and have been paying for it ever since.

Big Brain did what he did for a reason so you have to consider the implications, and understand why.

I recommend strongly that before you get back on the horse and jump in the saddle, that you take some time to review things. I suggest that you read my post on the Six Basic Questions and learn to use them as well as taking the time to recallibrate your "Get Lucky" search radar.

Dont waste this lucky break, many men never get the opportunity.


wombat_ 50M

12/17/2005 3:46 pm

"Bugwan Mustang" wise advisor from blogland....

Words of wisdom indeed.

frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
12/18/2005 12:15 am


Well, I am proud of you! And the best thing is next time you come across a good Pizza you'll want to eat it all and then some.....

Bad pizza makes you feel like crap the next day, good pizza has you going back for more and more!!

Frangi xxx

crystal_crystal 42F
13 posts
12/19/2005 8:01 pm

MEN. All they want is sex and when they say no then all they want again is more sex. Sex sex sex - its all you men think about. Whereas me - instead of thinking about it i'll try and get it or else use my trusted pearl dildo with rabbit ears for that extra pleasure.

wombat_ 50M

12/20/2005 2:10 pm

Meaningless sex will solve a short term physical need but unfortunately has the effect of increasing the emotional need.

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