Trix Are For Kids...  

wistfuljester 65M
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7/26/2006 10:41 pm

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Trix Are For Kids...

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.

So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.

"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."

The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"

danigirl1000 57F

7/27/2006 12:06 am

Ha Ha
Great one !!!

wistfuljester replies on 7/27/2006 8:56 pm:
Glad you liked it.

AstirRelicLatah 66M
1993 posts
7/27/2006 4:50 am

Thanks for he laugh. BTW, does your blog title refer to the Grateful Dead Europe 72 tour?

wistfuljester replies on 7/27/2006 8:57 pm:
No, it's from the title of a Firesign Theatre comedy album, called "I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus!", from the 1970s.

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