Thus Sprach Dubya  

wistfuljester 65M
1259 posts
7/24/2006 11:07 pm

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7/29/2006 4:16 pm

Thus Sprach Dubya

10. "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." –LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

9. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." –Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

8. "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." –second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

7. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." –Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

6. "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." –to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

5. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." –Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

4. "They misunderestimated me." –Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

3. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" –Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

2. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." –Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

1. "There's an old saying in Tennessee – I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee – that says, fool me once, shame on – shame on you. Fool me – you can't get fooled again." –Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

8337 posts
7/24/2006 11:44 pm

I agree with you, Jester.

.....but someone nominated him TWICE!

It wasn't me.


"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

wistfuljester replies on 7/25/2006 12:16 am:
His verbal clumsiness is funny...albeit a little frightening, seeing as how he holds the most powerful office on Earth...

AstirRelicLatah 66M
1993 posts
7/25/2006 8:42 am

Well, at least he was only elected once. Unfortunately, #4 is true, he's still our President.

wistfuljester replies on 7/26/2006 8:23 am:
They mis-UNDERestimated him...

GlialSewerEuler 70M
73 posts
7/25/2006 10:20 am

I really do wish KERRY AND GORE WOULD HAVE WON JUST SO YOU SOCIALISTS WOULD JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT! Clinton left us with a ression, what would Gore have done differently than his fellow dem. Clinton, he was the vice president for how many years? And then there is Kerry he can't come up with any ideas on anything and he's only a senator. What would he do if he was president,Ask Bill Clinton? I can't even begin to imagine what it would be like in this country after 9-11 with Kerry as our leader. I know we wouldn't be in Irag and they would be over here blowing us up!

wistfuljester replies on 7/26/2006 8:25 am:
I don't recall saying I was in favor of Clinton, Kerry or Gore.

I just posted some funny verbal manglings of Bush.

rm_KarmoHunny 56F
888 posts
7/26/2006 12:00 am

Just think, that brainiac is running the country!

wistfuljester replies on 7/26/2006 8:27 am:
Only a couple more years to go...

catkit13 67F

7/29/2006 2:19 pm

i call him "shrub" thanks to molly ivans - he would be a joke if he didn't have so much power, the man scares the hell out of me!

wistfuljester replies on 7/29/2006 4:22 pm:
That reminds me: have you seen shrubbish dot com? Pretty funny.

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