OK, Who Thinks This Shit Up?  

wistfuljester 65M
1259 posts
8/5/2006 4:06 pm

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OK, Who Thinks This Shit Up?

This is not a joke. I just found this item on a sex toys website, and here is a picture. All I can say is, WHAT THE FUCK?

Hustler CyberSkin Spanky Butt

"Full size CyberSkin vagina/anus will provide the ultimate in sexual pleasure. Complete with a wooden paddle to whack her ass if she's naughty!!'

Hey, I don't know about anyone else, but if that damned thing starts getting "naughty" while I'm playing with it, I'm gonna run like Hell!!

Wanna hear the best part? This thing ONLY costs



phoenix639 50F

8/5/2006 4:27 pm

I bet they sell like hot cakes too.

Crazy world we live in.

TechSteve 50M

8/5/2006 4:29 pm

I noticed this stuff in the past.

Some of these asses are modelled after porn stars.

I never heard of anybody buying one.


wistfuljester 65M

8/5/2006 4:34 pm

What kills me is that apparently they figured there was a market for guys wanting to SPANK a piece of plastic molded into the shape of a female ass!

keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
8/5/2006 4:47 pm

They're not worth it. They can't take a good pounding. I'm already about to wear out my third one. Buyer Beware!

wistfuljester replies on 8/6/2006 2:56 am:
You mean that CyberSkin isn't sturdy enough?

rm_muffin162 57M
763 posts
8/5/2006 5:05 pm

Check out the sinulator,just type that word in to a search engine,like you say its amazeing

wistfuljester replies on 8/6/2006 2:59 am:
OK, now if I understand those things correctly, you wear a sex toy that others can control remotely. So, you never know when someone is going to turn it on and make you weak in the knees--is that right?

puntachueca 107M

8/5/2006 5:37 pm

Does the thing have a sound track?

wistfuljester replies on 8/6/2006 3:00 am:


dimplesfouryou 47F
24690 posts
8/5/2006 6:18 pm

That's hilarious! I wonder what they will think of next?!


wistfuljester replies on 8/6/2006 3:05 am:
I'm still trying to figure out how the idea to sell this thing ever got started.

Flunkie: "Hey, CEO, I just came up with a great idea!"

CEO: "Yeah, what's that?"

Flunkie: "Well, I figure our customers would like to spank our toys."

CEO: "Oh, you mean like our love dolls?"

Flunkie: "No, I was thinking just the ass and pussy models."

CEO: "???"

QueenofBitches69 48F

8/5/2006 9:42 pm

I have acutally seen the plastic pussy part, but never seen it come with a paddle.

wistfuljester replies on 8/6/2006 3:06 am:
See, Mel? I do have some uses after all...lol.

TammyDHU 46F  
246 posts
8/6/2006 12:19 am

And if you order NOW...............



wistfuljester replies on 8/6/2006 3:12 am:
If you order now, we'll throw in an EXTRA BUTT for you to spank, for free!!

laceylady1000 53M/57F
185 posts
8/6/2006 4:36 am

I would have loved to have seen the presentation for that one on Dragons Den!

wistfuljester replies on 8/7/2006 12:37 am:
I had to go look that up to realize it's a TV show on the BBC. Yes, that would be fun to watch, for sure!

Shelly_Marie 45F

8/6/2006 6:37 pm


SensuousWoman3 56F
3106 posts
8/6/2006 7:16 pm

The Spanky Butt! LOL! Can I make three easy payments of $61.67 excluding shipping and handling?

wistfuljester replies on 8/6/2006 10:31 pm:
I'll bet not...hahaha.

amoldenough 71F
16436 posts
8/6/2006 9:58 pm

They have simulated vaginas, molded from porn stars. I guess if we can have vibrators and dildos, men can have those!

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."

wistfuljester replies on 8/6/2006 10:32 pm:
Hey, this ain't no $50 "pocket pussy"...lol. Besides, to me there is something entirely weird having body sections to play with...

rm_pleasuresex3 53M
520 posts
8/7/2006 4:18 am

Funny post!

What about this salesploy?,


If you respond to this offer within 3 days, we throw in a ball gag for free, so you can "shut the bitch up" whenever you feel like it..."

wistfuljester replies on 8/11/2006 6:08 pm:
Good idea--but it wouldn't help with "the voices"...lmao!

Shelly_Marie 45F

8/7/2006 2:05 pm

LOL I guess its good for when guys just feel that overwhelming, irresistable, unavoidable craving to whip an ass! LOL LOL

wistfuljester replies on 8/11/2006 6:08 pm:
Hell, Shelly, I'd rather spank my own ass (and I have).

frassy_sass 56F

8/10/2006 2:03 pm

Did you have to pay state tax or was that included in your purchase???


wistfuljester replies on 8/11/2006 6:09 pm:
Tax and shipping and handling are extra, of course...lol.

rm_KarmoHunny 56F
888 posts
8/13/2006 1:37 am

There's something really creepy about that! LOL!

Peace @!@

wistfuljester replies on 8/13/2006 1:29 pm:
I know. Sort of illustrates the loneliness and disconnectedness of some people, doesn't it?

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