Hey!! Who Stole My Inflatable Doll?  

wistfuljester 65M
1259 posts
8/5/2006 12:13 pm

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9/5/2006 9:41 pm

Hey!! Who Stole My Inflatable Doll?


She looked SO young in the candlelight...

She never asked for food or drink...

Her "pussy" was so tight...

She even fooled the cops in the carpool lane.

Sure, I know my cats put a hole in her and let out all of her air, but I was gonna fix her just as soon as I found my bicycle tire repair kit--honest!

Now she's gone, and I guess that she ran off with someone else, because I wasn't a good enough daddy to her. All I have left is the curly blonde wig that she left behind...

*SOB* I miss my vinyl girl!!

Won't someone please take her place? I promise to be a better daddy to you than I was to her!

sexymamma662003 33F

8/5/2006 12:28 pm

im sorry to here that.

to take your mind off it can you please help me whos my babies daddy

~sexy~


wistfuljester replies on 8/5/2006 4:08 pm:
Hmm...

sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
8/5/2006 12:49 pm

I have a waterbed patch kit but it may be too late if she flew off already! Maybe she ran off with the Rubberband Man!


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


wistfuljester replies on 8/5/2006 4:09 pm:
I don't know--that's kind of a stretch, don't you think?


QueenofBitches69 48F

8/5/2006 12:54 pm

Ok, now thats just wrong!


wistfuljester replies on 8/5/2006 4:11 pm:
Yes, I know. I was a very, very bad daddy!


rm_aboutme66 53F
6047 posts
8/5/2006 1:07 pm

The garden gnomes got her !!!! They are banded togther with the pink flamingos to buy a repair kit.

Donna
Someday is today.


wistfuljester replies on 8/5/2006 4:13 pm:
Why, those ungrateful, dirty little bastards!

keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
8/5/2006 2:17 pm

Was her name "annie" by chance? I think she's over at expat's place now. I think he's got a harem going over there.


wistfuljester replies on 8/5/2006 4:14 pm:
Uhhh...you know what? I never gave her a name.

Geez, what am I going to put on the milk cartons??


amoldenough 71F
16436 posts
8/6/2006 10:02 pm

What can you put on it--all you have is a blonde wig? Next time, get a better one, one that you don't have to blow up. Much more realistic. I wonder if they have fake men, too, with realistic tools. And I don't mean in a tool belt.

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


wistfuljester replies on 8/6/2006 10:34 pm:
Speaking of which, have you ever been to realdoll dot com? For $3500.00 or more, you can get incredibly realistic "love dolls"--they will even customize them. And yes, they do have a male doll for sale, too.

SensuousWoman3 56F
3106 posts
8/8/2006 2:30 am

Aw, poor thing, no name or nuthin'. She probably felt deflated and objectified. Tsk, tsk, tsk!


wistfuljester replies on 8/11/2006 6:11 pm:
HAHAHAHA

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