WTF are you doing??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

willing2tryit42 41M
657 posts
6/7/2006 8:05 pm

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WTF are you doing??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I try to avoid the bitching, but this one I can't let go! I was almost blindsided today by a.......woman(BITCH!!!) - and I know not all of you fit this - that was driving and eating corn on the cobb!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!! Do some of these people not realize they are driving at the minimum a 1500lb. car!!!!!!! I'm on a bike with a dry weight of 532lbs. I can lift my vehicle can you!!
I held it until I got to the redlight but then I lost it! I ripped off my helmet and lit into her. I'm ashamed of the stuff I said I cussed her so bad! Wanna know her reply???? Bet you do..... You shouldnt have been going so fast!!!!!! ERRRRRRGHH......... (yep I lost it!) I never use these words but it was time " YOU STUPID CUM GUZZLIN CUNT!!!!! I WAS DRIVING 30MPH IN A 45MPH ZONE!!!!!!!" All the women of blogland please forgive me but this woman struck that nice guy being taken advantage of nerve! She then proceeds to tell me she hopes i signed my drivers license!!! Huh? Did this Bitch just threaten me! I was LIVID!!!! I revved my engine( equipped with a three stage jet kit and D&D exhaust... gotta love those Texans!) The ear shattering roar and gravel being slung in her window was an indication of my mood!!
Wanna hear the kicker!! I see a teenage girl 4miles down the road applying eyeshadow while driving!!! It aint just the women either... I've watched men shaving eating drinking coffee and talking on the celly while driving the tiny old F-350 crew cab dually extended bed with the turbo diesel! JESUS people driving is a privilege not a right!!!!!!! I'm at home now.... I'm going to drink myself into obliteration to forget the terror I felt today!! Goodnight, sweet dreams, and look out for those morons on your morning commute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
6/8/2006 9:07 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I have heard people say ya guys on bikes are invisable..be careful.
Yes ma'am...... always thought my superpower was to make people laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for the concern!!!!!!!!!!


TnWitchyWoman 57F
6852 posts
6/8/2006 10:04 am

You want to know what the FIRST thing I taught my daughter about driving was?! That she's behind a weapon weighing a ton. That it could take the life of someone else's daughter, mother, husband, father, sibling or grandparents and if SHE was responsible it would be something she'd have to live with for the rest of her life. The SECOND thing I taught her was to drive defensively. Drive like everyone out there IS out to get you. Always be looking for an out, always take weather conditions into account, and if at ALL possible don't do distractions like eating, drinking, make-up, cell phone, twiddling with the radio, etc. Granted sometimes I do use my cell...often to get directions or when I end up in some deserted place where I'm really not comfortable being...but I *try* not to.

I'm proud to say she's a cautious, courteous, driver. She's always the DD at the college parties because she wants to know her friends not only make it home safe themselves, but wants to assure that her friends don't hurt anyone else too. She's learning how to drive a stick now and had a bad experience with a woman speeding on a 35 mph road neighborhood topping a hill where my daughter was pulling out. My daughter had enough time to get completely straighten before this car appeared and then ZOOMED past her as she was going into 2nd. When we got to the stop sign ahead the woman got out of her car and called my daughter a "Stupid bitch". I had my phone in hand and was already calling the deputy that lives down the street before I started to get out of the car myself. By the time I opened my door and removed my seat belt she was back in her car and gone. It's no wonder I'm not fond of most people. Be safe out there! They ARE out to get you.


JustASingleGirl2 50F
719 posts
6/8/2006 10:34 am

I think you were very nice to her (I would have used more 4 letter words). I get really bad road rage when I see idiots driving while doing other things. I have seen people talking on the phone and drinking coffee while driving, I also saw a guy reading the newspaper. I don't think they realize just how quickly a car crash can happen. Be safe and watch out for the idiots that are not watching out for you.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.


willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
6/8/2006 10:57 am

    Quoting TnWitchyWoman:
    You want to know what the FIRST thing I taught my daughter about driving was?! That she's behind a weapon weighing a ton. That it could take the life of someone else's daughter, mother, husband, father, sibling or grandparents and if SHE was responsible it would be something she'd have to live with for the rest of her life. The SECOND thing I taught her was to drive defensively. Drive like everyone out there IS out to get you. Always be looking for an out, always take weather conditions into account, and if at ALL possible don't do distractions like eating, drinking, make-up, cell phone, twiddling with the radio, etc. Granted sometimes I do use my cell...often to get directions or when I end up in some deserted place where I'm really not comfortable being...but I *try* not to.

    I'm proud to say she's a cautious, courteous, driver. She's always the DD at the college parties because she wants to know her friends not only make it home safe themselves, but wants to assure that her friends don't hurt anyone else too. She's learning how to drive a stick now and had a bad experience with a woman speeding on a 35 mph road neighborhood topping a hill where my daughter was pulling out. My daughter had enough time to get completely straighten before this car appeared and then ZOOMED past her as she was going into 2nd. When we got to the stop sign ahead the woman got out of her car and called my daughter a "Stupid bitch". I had my phone in hand and was already calling the deputy that lives down the street before I started to get out of the car myself. By the time I opened my door and removed my seat belt she was back in her car and gone. It's no wonder I'm not fond of most people. Be safe out there! They ARE out to get you.
Thank you for teaching your daughter the right things about driving! Now if we could just get all of the idiots on the same highway at the same time hmmm...........


willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
6/8/2006 11:01 am

    Quoting JustASingleGirl2:
    I think you were very nice to her (I would have used more 4 letter words). I get really bad road rage when I see idiots driving while doing other things. I have seen people talking on the phone and drinking coffee while driving, I also saw a guy reading the newspaper. I don't think they realize just how quickly a car crash can happen. Be safe and watch out for the idiots that are not watching out for you.
I think she got the gist of what I was trying to convey to her!!!! As for the four letter words....... I gotta kiss my mama with these lips!!!!!!!!!!!(hahahahahahahahahaha) Thank you for your concern also, truly yours Jeffrey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
6/8/2006 11:25 pm

I've called bikers - organ donors (I worked Orthopedics for years) Even so, it's not the bikers, it's the assholes, idiots, MFer's that make it so.
On the other hand I have seen my share of assholes on bikes, begging for it.
I'll keep my biking to dirt paths and tracks.



Odds


willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
6/10/2006 1:43 am

    Quoting rm_AnOddGirl:
    I've called bikers - organ donors (I worked Orthopedics for years) Even so, it's not the bikers, it's the assholes, idiots, MFer's that make it so.
    On the other hand I have seen my share of assholes on bikes, begging for it.
    I'll keep my biking to dirt paths and tracks.



    Odds
I know what you mean!! My luck , I'm gonna get blindsided by a truck pullin a FEMA trailer!!!!!! Gotta love irony!!!!!!!!


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