AN ODE to TWO KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BITCHED OUT MY COMPUTER BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!  

willing2tryit42 41M
657 posts
6/6/2006 8:53 pm

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6/14/2006 12:42 am

AN ODE to TWO KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BITCHED OUT MY COMPUTER BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!

Pick the month (number) you were born in
1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on
1----A homeless guy
2----your mom
3----a banana
4----a fork
5----a Mexican
6----a gangster
7----a hooker
8----an ipod
9----my best friends boyfriend
10---a goat
11---my dog
12---a ninja
13---the computer
14---a football player
15---my neighbor
16---myself
17---a Jones soda
18---a llama
19---a pickle
20---a stuffed animal
21---a permanent marker
22---my dad
23---a condom
24---my psychiatrist
25---a policeman
26---my brother
27---my sister
28---a baseball bat
29---a DVD player
30---a paperclip
31---my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White----Because I was high.
Black----Because I was drunk.
Pink-----Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red------Because the voices told me to.
Blue-----Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green----Because I hate myself.
Purple---Because I'm naked.
Gray-----Because that's how I roll.
Yellow---Because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange---Because I hate my family.
Other/No Shirt----Because that's how I roll.

After you leave a comment with the sentence you created, go post this on your blog if you wish with the sentence in the subject line.Well Ms.kittynip and Purrykitty this is for you!!


007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
6/6/2006 10:25 pm

nice to see you joined in with this game.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
6/7/2006 9:30 am

You know I like to watch!!!!!!!!!!!


willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
6/7/2006 9:32 am

    Quoting unlike1:
    I ate an ipod cause I was drunk!
My only answer is... pre-Katrina Baton Rouge had a bar for every four people!!! I've only missed 3 I think!!!!!!!!!


TnWitchyWoman 57F
6852 posts
6/8/2006 10:07 am

Today I gave a lap dance to a pickle because that's how I roll.


willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
6/8/2006 11:03 am

    Quoting TnWitchyWoman:
    Today I gave a lap dance to a pickle because that's how I roll.
WOW......... if only to be that pickle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TnWitchyWoman 57F
6852 posts
6/8/2006 6:01 pm

    Quoting willing2tryit42:
    WOW......... if only to be that pickle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have obviously never seen me dance. LMAO


rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
6/10/2006 8:06 am

Glad you liked this At least you didnt sleep with a ninja...

Purry {=}

Purry


libgemOH 57M/53F

6/13/2006 8:02 pm

I gave my number to my sister because that's how I roll???? Now that's just plain WEIRD!!! -B


willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
6/14/2006 12:42 am

    Quoting libgemOH:
    I gave my number to my sister because that's how I roll???? Now that's just plain WEIRD!!! -B
Yep......hmmmmmm....... ok I'll ask, is there any chance that you two would consider.......NAH!!! Never happen!!!!!!!!!! LOL


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