A harmless but fun prank  

wildfirecoyote 60M
27 posts
12/12/2005 9:45 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A harmless but fun prank

So help me, one of these days I will buy some fortune cookies containing x-rated fortunes, mix them in with the regular fortune cookies in the line at a Chinese buffet, and then sit back and watch the reaction as the little old ladies faint and the college students burst into laughter.

What are your ideas on what would be good, funny, adult fortunes?

I am at a loss for ideas on this one at the moment, unless they are like the epigrams in my post "A Few of Life's Lessons", like: "Never date a girl whose phone number begins with 1-800-".

Maybe something like: "Your wife truly loves you; she keeps calling out your name when she has sex with other men." Or how about something twisted? "Your wife truly loves you; she keeps calling out your name when she has sex with your dog."

Here's one for the ladies (personally, I'm not crazy about it, but some ladies might find the concept amusing): "Life would be a lot simpler if the number of inches in a man's penis equaled the number of zeros in his bank account."

Comments?


Become a member to create a blog