you don't know sh*t............  

wickedeasy 68F  
17087 posts
5/19/2006 10:35 am
you don't know sh*t............

for all of those in blogville who have been attacked, condemned, annoyed by someone who has no idea what they are talking about...........

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

rm_gerson42 53M
2419 posts
5/19/2006 10:40 am

That's it, that is hilarious. Last post I read for a little while because it just sits really well.
Leave it to a kid to cut through the crap!

wickedeasy replies on 5/19/2006 10:42 am:
...from the mouths of babes........

sashays off

Nightguy_1961 56M
4866 posts
5/19/2006 11:41 am

I love it, darlin'....just love it

*watches that wicked sashay and smiles*

NG61...fading back into the shadows chuckling...

wickedeasy replies on 5/19/2006 12:28 pm:
knew that you would Night - grins

does a shimmyshake just for you

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
5/20/2006 12:22 am

Good kid. Knows how to handle strangers! lol

warm xx

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