Fatbeard and his polar vixens  

whoknew411 43M
160 posts
8/28/2005 11:04 am

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Fatbeard and his polar vixens


Ok, so I went to see Rev Tor last night all by my lonesome, and it was fantastic. They were absolutely captivating, the audience was fun, the women were thick and drunk, and it was just more fun than I've had in a while.

There were two women in particular, both about 35-40ish. Kelly and the bitch. Kelly was this bouncy ditsy happy girl with her stupid mask on in full force. She was fun to watch, but damn, she was either fearfully stupid or on some drug. The bitch was this darker, angrier woman who seemed to hate everyone and everything.

The bitch and I sat and spoke as much as the music volume would allow. She was smart, and full of hate. She was simply a nasty person, shredding women with a rapier tongue the moment they were out of earshot.

Most of the time during the show, the bitch was on my left and the ditz on my right. It couldn't have been planned better if the bitch had a pitchfork and the ditz angel's wings.

So I chastised myself for enjoying the company of this horrible lady, and as the evening wore on and the beer settled properly in my gullet, I came to find that she probably wasn't nearly as evil as I first suspected. The angel girl gave me a ride home from the concert, even though I was in walking distance.

So that was my interesting night out. I'm definitely going to see Rev Tor anytime they're in town, and I intend to keep playing guitar until I can attract women when I'm bearded and fat like the lead singer.

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
8/28/2005 8:30 pm

Ditz and the Bitch, sounds like a tv show. At least you had a good time.


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
8/29/2005 3:22 pm

Oh, I wrote a depressing poem inspired by your old couple story. I am afraid that will be me someday, but there will not be any man around to help me.


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
8/29/2005 11:08 pm

It does. That is what I am talking about in the Babylon poem.


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