Perceived beauty & ugliness  

wetta_one
1420 posts
7/9/2006 3:48 pm

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7/13/2006 7:47 pm

Perceived beauty & ugliness

When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening. Three days later, she became his stepmother.
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A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter. "I just can’t believe you got laid twice."


ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
7/9/2006 5:29 pm

lol!


leegs55 56M

7/10/2006 7:20 pm

lol..good one!!!


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