Funny Thing At The Sex Shop..............  

wetta_one
1420 posts
8/8/2006 2:51 am

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8/14/2006 3:35 pm

Funny Thing At The Sex Shop..............

Aren`t they the funnest places! So my man tells me, 'that guy is wearing panties'! huh, swore he was wearing jeans, then I look up, pretty pink lacy panties are peeping out the top of his levis Well, there ya go hey To each his own. I see enuff pics on here of guys wearing women`s lingerie. Personally I don`t know what is worse, hairy legged dudes in panties and suspenders, or a guy in a tacky g-string. Blech, I personally loathe guys in g`s..doesn`t matter if they have a great muscle body or not, age has shown me hipster trunks are da bomb baby

Yes, so I was in a sex shop and it`s been some time actually. A few new things of interest, neoprene cuffs with little phrases on them. What a brilliant idea! So much more comfy and safe than the tacky love cuffs or plain metal cuffs, rather awful cold especially in winter. I rather loved the bright red, SPANK ME ones and will be checking out the store price again rather than buy online.

Speaking of online, I did some searches after my venture today and found a couple of wonderful places here in OZ. One just for chicks, free choice of gift each purchase, great prices, especially on glass ware (and I don`t mean wine glasses ) Also sexybay, can u believe it, online auctions in our country for adult products, someone had some imagination in our backward little uptight country!! But I must say it seems the USA out does us again when it comes to anal lube, lol. The desensitizing stuff, no online place has a good one at a good price, only outrageous prices. I REFUSE to pay 65 bucks for 20 hits thankyou very much.

LOL, I`m feeling like a very naughty girl of late. And two lucky recipients I was talking to at length today


maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
8/8/2006 4:46 am

LOL!!!! Up to you old tricks, I see!!!

Glad to see that you are helping he economy!!!!

Still waiting on 'Ms. wet one cowgirl' photos!


wetta_one
941 posts
8/8/2006 5:05 am

    Quoting maverick1255:
    LOL!!!! Up to you old tricks, I see!!!

    Glad to see that you are helping he economy!!!!

    Still waiting on 'Ms. wet one cowgirl' photos!


I tried to take them myself Mav and they are, um, okay, but didn`t quite achieve the look I wanted. I`ll email them to you, seems as a standard member I can only have 5 private pics for network friends and I didn`t want to put them on my profile page as I don`t have a crop tool at the mo (new puter)


ZZ_Todd 61M

8/8/2006 9:20 am

Yep, I agree... "g's" on guys... nope! Not for me. I had enough wedgies when I was a kid! I'll keep my whitie-tighties! (And God help the sicko that thinks he's gonna give me a wedgie nowadays!)


wetta_one
941 posts
8/8/2006 2:25 pm

OH I forgot to mention the pretty pink glassware that has a slight end curve and starts off to resemble a butt plug only to then remind me of a pink poodle balloon animal, had to be my favourite piece, so pretty, the price wasn`t but it was the best for what you got in that particular shop.

And suction cap base dongs, now why did it take so frickin long to think of that? The funI could hav with that mmmmmmmmmm, oh baby, got my man squirming just at a couple of the ideas I had, so you can imagine how persuasive he was at encouraging me to buy one....but I got mine online, was cheaper with sexybay....I hope it works, it didn`t look 8 inches, more like 6, we`ll see. Would be a bugger to have it keep dismounting itself. Kind of like when ya man gets over sexcited and his dick comes out of you and the next thrust is on your pelvic bone and feels like it almost snaps his dick OUCH

Again I was amused by the huge dildo. That thing resembles a few of those 'most popular members' I`ve seen on here, always in America, seems downunder is gravity shrinking cock here. I`ve only ever come across one guy who I personally know he could compete. Mmmmmmmm, memories, must be what two in one hole feels like, wouldn`t know about that...yet


rm_Ellenback 60F
966 posts
8/8/2006 5:48 pm

Ummm check out Spain for above-average equipment...I think there must be something in the water over there, ffs! LOL

Have ya seen the cone you can sit on? LMAO do NOT put that out if you break down in in the passing lane on the freeway...

Now quit yer damn shopping, girl, and go have some more sex! LMFAO

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


wetta_one
941 posts
8/8/2006 7:23 pm

Girl, what happened to the pink, what`s up with orange Elle?


rm_Ellenback 60F
966 posts
8/9/2006 2:50 pm

LMAO I wuz drunk, hit the wrong damn shade, and it's TOMATO!!! Did ya think I'd been tamed??? NO man is going to make dis girl spit the dummy....

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


MarcoPolo197676 41M
541 posts
8/11/2006 11:39 pm

Isnt great to be a toyrus kid.LOL
That pink frilly shit cant be comfortable.
It must be hard on the gov, not to mention the boys.Ouch


bwlancer 48M  
5 posts
8/12/2006 1:32 am

Sexbay, must check that out. Thanks for the tip wetta one.


wetta_one
941 posts
8/12/2006 3:32 am

    Quoting MarcoPolo197676:
    Isnt great to be a toyrus kid.LOL
    That pink frilly shit cant be comfortable.
    It must be hard on the gov, not to mention the boys.Ouch
Loads of guys do it, go the full hog....maybe they like the pain, hell knows, someone in the know want to fill us in on how ya steak and 2 veg cope in female lingerie?


wetta_one
941 posts
8/12/2006 3:35 am

    Quoting bwlancer:
    Sexbay, must check that out. Thanks for the tip wetta one.
Ur welcum hun I got my toy quickly, paid for express, haven`t tried it yet, but BOY is it thick Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, knock it the wrong way and it`ll come unstuck. OH, and don`t no one bid against me on the lube, it costs too much to get it from overseas lmao

kisses all


madbrisrooter 46M

8/12/2006 10:20 pm

What a crack up.


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