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wetta_one
1420 posts
5/4/2006 11:13 pm

Last Read:
6/1/2006 3:46 am

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A bloke decides to have a party where his guests are asked
to come as
different emotions e.g. fear etc.
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the
host opens
the door to see a bloke covered in green paint with the
letters N and
V painted on his chest.
He says to this fella, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion
have you come as?"
And the bloke says," I'm green with NV".
The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host
opens the
door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a
feather
boa wrapped around her most intimate parts.
He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have
you come as?"
She replies, "I'm tickled pink."
The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third
time, the
host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and
Murphy,
standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of
custard, and the
other with his knob stuck in a pear.
The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the heck
are you
doing? You could get
arrested standing out there in the street like that.
Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?!?!"
Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Murphy here
has just
come in dispair." Luv dat accent!!

gazeber 50M

6/1/2006 3:11 am

Great joke young lady


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