Well Smack My Dick and Call It Research  

warmandsexy52 66M
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7/20/2006 7:08 pm

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7/22/2006 5:54 pm

Well Smack My Dick and Call It Research

Background Reading: Welcome to Collegium Pervertium Enter and Be Amazed and If Your Man Has a Low Libido

Why set up a College of Perversion? The problem is when respectable academia move in on the act they just pull their punches short.

The University of Stirling’s psychology department have just published findings that show that men will stand much more pain if it administered by a woman. They studied the pain thresholds of 64 male and female students while increasing levels of pressure were applied to their chests. When the men were tested by a male researcher dressed in jeans and a T-shirt they were able to withstand nearly a third more pain than their female counterparts. But when the volunteers were tested by a 21 year old female dressed in a skirt and high heels “to emphasise her gender role”, the men reported pain thresholds much higher than in the tests with the male researcher.

The research concludes that the male students displayed typical macho behaviour in front of the female researcher. It is also possible that the appearance of the female researcher may also have helped to “distract” the men. It is known that distraction is a common form of mentally coping with pain.

Of course the Collegium Pervertium is highly critical of these findings. What a wuzzy, half-hearted effort, huh? Call that an experiment?

Where are the whips, the nipple clamps, the bondage hoists, the clothes pegs on the genitals? And why was the increasing pressure not done with the high heel boots. Distraction? I’ll give you distraction.

So the Faculty of Pervology is setting up a whole research project to really kickass in this area. Professor Suzi Whiplash, whose cruelly perverted website may be found on www.AdultFriendFinder.com (Damn their advertising rule! They’ve overwritten it again!) will be presiding over the extensive studies and all I’ve got to say is, “Well smack my dick and call it research.”

The University of London also has a research project underway where electrical stimulation is being combined with repeated wrist movements. Now this looks as though it might have real possibilities ………

Okay Igor, you can pull the big switch down now………

I’m not Igor. He’s off sick. I’m Olga, his half sister (aren’t I gorgeous, Herr Doktor?)……

Mmmmmmmm! All the better to zap me with…………

I betcha I’ll take more volts off Olga any day!

HBowt2 60F

7/21/2006 2:48 pm

glad i got my white coat.....my clipboard....bring on the volunteers....

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/22/2006 1:16 pm:
I hope it's just the white coat and nothing underneath ........ see that pain threshold go through the ceiling! ........

warm xx

VCF1962 106F

7/21/2006 1:04 pm

LOL - I like it !

If you want to watch that kinda thing, get The Fashionista's on video. Opened my eyes to nipple clamps and strange things (not to mention a rather large glass dildo stuck where the sun don't shine !) Yikes !!!

And where do the get the people for these tests ?!!

Mistress Innuendo
Taking what you say and turning it into something naughty !!

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/22/2006 1:07 pm:
The research projects are for real and the volunteers are usually recruited via the universities' internal e-mail system.

Must checkout the Fashionista's ......... making sure that the Faculty of Pervology has all the right equipment, of course, lol .......

warm xx

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
7/21/2006 12:55 pm

Why did I never get to do these types of experiments??

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/22/2006 12:40 pm:
Awwwww aas! Still not too late to start your life as a pervy guinea pig!


smoothnjuicy4u 51F

7/21/2006 9:01 am

I agree they called that research!!! I coulda told them that
Please post your findings on electrical stimulation.

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/22/2006 12:37 pm:
Oh I will, I will, dearest smooth. I'll even mail order the lil buzzy zappy machine. As it's educational I shall label it as a home study pack!

warm xx

wickedeasy 68F  
31332 posts
7/21/2006 7:16 am

lol frangi

okay - well fessing up here - i was part of a sexual research project on being multiorgasmic

anythign for the advancement of science, yanno?

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/22/2006 11:51 am:
Sula's asking the right research questions and you've practical experience. I think we're in business!

Now where's my white coat?

warm xx

frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
7/21/2006 4:47 am

Dear God! How much time and/or money did they spend on this research...

Frangi x

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/22/2006 5:17 am:
The Stirling University project had a reasonable grant, as I understand. Its purpose was dealing with issues relating to male and female medical staff treating male patients in pain. The London project seems to be a PhD study related to the use of electical stimulation in dealing with repetitive strain injury.

The Collegium Pervertium is of course a virtual education establishment ...... in fact so virtual it could even be considered to be a bit of a pervy fantasy.....

warm xx

Sulabula 46F
12659 posts
7/21/2006 3:31 am

I wonder how many volts would be made with the electrical stimulation

Sula xxx

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warmandsexy52 replies on 7/22/2006 4:51 am:
Sula, I love your inquiring mind. Welcome to the Faculty of Pervology!

The white coat comes free with the job!

warm xx

TabithaElectra 39F

7/21/2006 2:27 am

I was waiting for this!!!

Hope you're not too tired today!

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/22/2006 4:47 am:
Just relieved I've got to the end of today, but it wasn't without its trials and tribulations.

Glad you liked it. Both research projects are genuine. The electrical one has yet to begin.

And there's something wrong with this lil feller's wrist action, lol.

warm xx

goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
7/20/2006 10:29 pm

Damn that popsicle girl!
She said what I was gonna say, but looks so much better saying it.
You know, something about the blood leaving the brain.
Can't think of anything but popsicles now. Damn her!

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/22/2006 4:35 am:
What? You have a flogger too?


2943 posts
7/20/2006 9:15 pm

“Well smack my dick and call it research.”

Watch it! I do have a flogger you know!
That's interesting, the difference in the pain threshold men will have when it arouses them...that must be the point when the blood rushes out of their brain to other necessary parts I suppose!
Like some sort of momentary blockage and the sex part kicks in(no pun intended)hehe


warmandsexy52 replies on 7/22/2006 4:32 am:
Oh sweet the thought of you and your flogger ......ahem, being purely academic of course .........

Of course it's a well known fact that a man's second brain being in the head of his penis (why else should he wear a helmet when going into action?). It's also a well known fact that this second brain is so small that it hasn't been anatomically identified yet. However despite the peenibrain's small size it has a voracious appetite for blood, resulting in the fact that the average male's IQ drops to 80 when aroused as blood is drawn away from Brain #1. Peenibrain doesn't compensate for this, as its command of language is limited to "Hubba hubba" and such like.

And of course the loss of function in Brain #1 is the cause of men denying all sorts of things afterwards.

It was only due to years of intense training of my inner self that it has been capable of writing this at all ...... my first awareness was a rapidly dropping IQ at the mention of that flogger of yours!


warm xx

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/22/2006 4:34 am:
and I do like your pic with the popsicle. {=}

warm xx

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