Warm's Little Menopausal Marvels  

warmandsexy52 65M
7186 posts
5/28/2006 4:57 am

Last Read:
5/30/2006 1:00 pm

Warm's Little Menopausal Marvels

Woo Hoo!

I'm going to be a star.

Yes, you heard it.

A STAR!


I have been asked to take on the lead role in this year's pantomime up in London's West End called "Shmoe White and Seven Menopausal Dwarves!"

Who are:

Itchy,
Bitchy,
Sweaty,
Sleepy,
Bloated,
Forgetful, and
Psycho.


Okay babes, I'm down on my knees for a gorgeous group hug!

Now who can tempt me with an apple?




SweetDarlinAngel 40F
2996 posts
5/30/2006 10:36 am

So ... Shmoe ... is it?
I think that perhaps you should steer clear of fruits for the next few months of so. They may bring on headaches, cramps, hot flashes, mood swings, and the occassional need to lust for younger bodies. Beware of the urge to also want to act as though you are half your age, though you feel younger, it doesn't fool onlookers a bit.
Here, have some chocolate. *giggles*
~SDA

~Angel


warmandsexy52 replies on 5/30/2006 1:06 pm:
Mmmmmmmmmm! Gently chastised and then offered chocolate! You have such musical giggles!

warm xx

HBowt2 60F

5/28/2006 9:52 am

There are days when I've been all of them in one day....


warmandsexy52 replies on 5/29/2006 5:49 am:
It was only your legs HB2 sweetie that stopped you from getting any of the parts.

sigh!

warm xx

moonfire2u 70F
2602 posts
5/28/2006 8:50 am

Come closer...I have nice sweet juicy apple for you to take a bite out of....

kind thoughts,
Moonfire


warmandsexy52 replies on 5/29/2006 5:47 am:
Mmmmmmmm! Coming real close ...........

warm xx

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
5/28/2006 5:12 am

LOL!!!! I dont have an apple, but do have some Midol, would that tempt you I think it works for menopause too

Purry {=}

Purry


warmandsexy52 replies on 5/29/2006 5:26 am:
If I've learned anything from my little-legged lovelies it's to be game for anything.

warm xx


opens mouth and waits for Purry to gently place a Midol tablet on his tongue.....

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