Two Shags and a Flat Pack  

warmandsexy52 65M
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5/7/2006 5:20 am

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Two Shags and a Flat Pack

For those abroad who quite understandably don't keep up with British politics the labour party, who are in government at the moment, has taken a real pasting at the local elections and Prime Minister Tony Blair has changed his cabinet as a result.

Among the problems the government has faced recently has been the exposure of the extra-marital adventures of the deputy prime minister, whose former nickname "Two Jags", because of his overindulgence on fuel hungry large cars, has wickedly been transformed by the tabloid press to "Two Shags."

My sister has just phoned me with the following riddle:

Q: "What do the deputy prime minister and IKEA furniture have in common?"

A: "A couple of screws in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart."

Thought I'd share it....

TabithaElectra79 39F

5/8/2006 1:25 am

Love it! And equally love HBowt2's answer!

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/8/2006 2:37 am:
Me too Tabs. ....... ........... warm xx

ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
5/7/2006 3:44 pm

Bloody Brilliant Warm. Loved the joke.


warmandsexy52 replies on 5/7/2006 4:11 pm:
Artistic sweetie, it's bloody nice of you to appreciate! ..... ..... warm xx

wickedeasy 68F  
30897 posts
5/7/2006 9:12 am

brilliant - still laughing

and here, we have President Bush who speaks english so poorly that the immigrants wince - am only glad he doesn't cheat of Laura, i think the idea of him "engaging" is too appalling for me to wrap my head around

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/7/2006 4:08 pm:
Hehehe .... marrification to Laura is quite enough for George W. Engagifying other women is off-limits for him, although he did once say, "We'll be a great country where the fabrics are made up of groups and loving centers."

And as for family values your George W. said, "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family!"

Love him or hate him Mr President is great with the one-liners!

warm xx

southrnpeach333 51F

5/7/2006 7:35 am

sorry, am out of the loop on the politics portion. but i love the riddle!!!!!

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/7/2006 12:33 pm:
Out of the loop is probably the best place to be with politicians. Voting only encourages them! ...... Cynical? Moi? Certainly not! .......... ........ warm xx

HBowt2 60F

5/7/2006 6:38 am

never get come a man can't do his job just cos he's screwing around....imagine if we all got sacked for thinks you english are so obsessed with sex cos you don't get enough of it...lmao...

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/7/2006 12:24 pm:
Well I could do with a little more for a start ...... ........ warm xx

goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
5/7/2006 6:21 am

LOl. I'll tell my brother today, he's REALLY into politics. He'll love it!

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/7/2006 12:22 pm:
If he can just find a minute between fits of hysterics about George W.......

n0tatalker 40M

5/7/2006 6:08 am


Tony Blair...\8

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/7/2006 12:09 pm:
No Tony Blair's not coming ...... but the way things are happening he could be going! ..........

TickleMeBBW 37F

5/7/2006 6:00 am


warmandsexy52 replies on 5/7/2006 12:07 pm:
Politicians are such Fucknuts! ....... ....... warm xx

rm_truedom2 57M
663 posts
5/7/2006 5:56 am

I need a favor
Click on this link sexydisaster30 and go to sexyD's blog and leave this comment (True sent me)
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warmandsexy52 replies on 5/7/2006 12:04 pm:
Been there. I have been scavved already. Nice party. Thanks....... ..... warm xx

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