Tickle Your Ass With a Feather  

warmandsexy52 66M
7186 posts
4/30/2006 8:57 am

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5/6/2006 1:27 pm

Tickle Your Ass With a Feather

Patrick goes to the pub, orders a Guinness and starts drinking at the bar, when the barman says, “Tickle your ass with a feather.”

To which Patrick says, “You what?”

And the barman replies, “Particularly nasty weather, Patrick, don’t you think now?”

There are knowing looks and smiles between the bar staff and Patrick feels that something’s amiss, although he can’t tell what it is. So he sups his Guinness and the evening passes fairly uneventfully.

A few days later it’s the same bar staff and there is a repeat performance.

“Tickle your ass with a feather.”

“What was that?” Patrick’s looking very confused.

“Particularly nasty weather, Patrick.”

Giggles behind the bar. Patrick shrugs it off uneasily and continues with his Guinness.

And a little while later it happens a third time ……

Well, almost……

“Tickle your ass with a feather.”

Bar staff burst out laughing.

“Now,” says Patrick. “There’s something very strange going on here. Very strange indeed, if I may say so…..”

The barman sees the suffering look on Patrick’s face and feels sorry for him.

“Well it’s like this,” the barman explains. “Me and the bar staff have a bet going on about how many times we can say “Tickle your arse with a feather” and get away with it when we then say, “Particularly nasty weather.””

“That sounds like real fun,” says Patrick. “Can I have a go?”

“Certainly,” says the barman. “You can try it out on the next customer who comes in.”

Five minutes later a new customer comes up to the bar to order and stands next to where Patrick is seated on his barstool.

“Hoi you!” says Patrick. “Shove a feather up your ass!”

“You whaaaat!!!?” exclaims the new customer.

“Well it’s pissing down outside!”

rm_WickedFemale 64F
401 posts
5/1/2006 5:31 pm

congrats on making the male blog land calendar.....

SweetDarlinAngel 41F
2996 posts
5/1/2006 11:46 am

I giggle and wonder honestly about your sanity!


warmandsexy52 replies on 5/6/2006 12:01 pm:
Delighted by your giggle angel sweetie. As for my sanity - I gave up wondering about that a long time ago! .... ..... warm xx

btw I just love your new profile pic ...

HBowt2 60F

5/1/2006 7:32 am

now you got me thinking of feathers..........

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/6/2006 7:59 am:
Mmmmmmmmmmm! ........ warm xx

TabithaElectra79 39F

5/1/2006 2:10 am

Oh Warm, you certainly can make me laugh!

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/6/2006 5:10 am:
It's amazing what you can do with a feather, Tabs sweetie! ..... warm xx

ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
4/30/2006 6:09 pm


warmandsexy52 replies on 5/6/2006 5:06 am:
Thanks for the smile ...... ...... warm xx

saddletrampsk 55F

4/30/2006 10:25 am

Typical country weather..

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/4/2006 10:48 pm:
Could so easily translate into a Newfie joke!

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