M'lady Has Big Feet  

warmandsexy52 65M
7186 posts
7/18/2006 11:27 pm

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M'lady Has Big Feet

Mood: Ever so slightly pervy

It's funny what triggers a post sometimes. I was walking from the underground station to a conference up in North London and I saw this pretty young woman walking ahead of me. She was in her early twenties, had a really beautiful slim figure and she looked by the way she dressed as if she were a student on her way to uni, as she clasped a folder of papers or whatever in her hand. But what I couldn't help noticing was that she had no socks and her feet were in these brown leather slip on shoes .... and that they were quite large.

And that was that. It was an anonymous moment and I walked on by. But I couldn't help being slightly amused by the thought of a very pretty woman with big feet and that triggered the poem below.

M'lady Has Big Feet

Pretty little face
Nothing out of place
But m’lady has big feet!

Trim little fig
And nothing too big
‘Cept m’lady has big feet.

Tight little bum.
Each cheek like a plum
Tho’ m’lady has big feet!

Oil me baby
And then just maybe………

定armandsexy52 2006

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
7/19/2006 7:32 pm

Fucking hilarious!!! From what I understand, after tonight's conversation, mine has big feet as well... they are also cracked!!!


warmandsexy52 replies on 7/21/2006 12:36 pm:
So be gentle with them my friend.


HBowt2 60F

7/19/2006 4:08 pm

ok....so if we are talking about her feet why are we looking at her ass.....jeeeeeeeze...man you are a true perve....

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/21/2006 12:16 pm:
and a perve of such eclectic tastes, lol ........

warm xx

wickedeasy 68F  
31113 posts
7/19/2006 3:01 pm

reminds me of the fats waller tune "ya feets too big"

can't love ya cuz ya feets too big

hey, maybe she had hobbit blood

PS eve wonder what she thought of you

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/21/2006 11:07 am:
Oh wicked I do love that tune. I heard it sung at Ronnie Scott's jazz club up in the centre of London (if you ever come to this fair city do pay it a visit - it's London's best jazz venue). Nice! ......

Hobbit blood, huh? I should have been bold, approached her and asked if I could check out if they were hairy too! (I'm just imagining the slap I might get and the mobile phone call to the metropolitan police for harassment! )

I would like to think she wondered who was this distinguished looking man with a positive stride and the day to be won, but somehow I doubt if she even registered me......

sighs quietly

warm xx

goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
7/19/2006 12:12 pm

You nut!
That was great!

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/21/2006 10:53 am:
I must confess that the style of the poem was influenced by some of yours ........ although I seem to have got to the feet first! hehehe!

So poetry my friend I have you to thank for the fact that structurally it seems to work.


SweetDarlinAngel 40F
2996 posts
7/19/2006 10:39 am

lol ... you would!


warmandsexy52 replies on 7/21/2006 12:58 am:
Yup, I would.

Hugs {=}

warm xx

Sulabula 46F
12659 posts
7/19/2006 9:26 am

>>is only a size 4 lol ....so funny

Sula xxx

come visit my blog

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/21/2006 12:36 am:
I have nothing against sweet size 4 feet ....... only that there is a slightly greater risk of being pulled forward when you're powerkiting.

What, you don't powerkite?

No problem then!...........

warm xx

bluebellclara 67F

7/19/2006 8:48 am

Nice post. BTW, I have big beautiful size 10 feet.

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/21/2006 12:33 am:
Oh dear sweet BBC, you do know how to entice this poor pervy blogger! Mmmmmmmm! Can I come and see? ...........

warm xx

smoothnjuicy4u 51F

7/19/2006 8:04 am

giggling ever so quietly, the kids are still asleep.

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/21/2006 12:12 am:
you lovely giggly mum {=}

warm xx

frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
7/19/2006 5:22 am

Too, too funny!!

Frangi x (with her average sized feet and tiny-weeny hands)

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/20/2006 11:46 pm:

Mmmmmmmmm! Moving on to hands now ........

warm xx

moonfire2u 70F
2602 posts
7/19/2006 4:49 am

I like your silly side...

kind thoughts,

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/20/2006 11:43 pm:
Awwwww! Hugs, moonfire. {=}

warm xx

runzwithknives 61F

7/19/2006 4:42 am

You are too silly.

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/20/2006 11:41 pm:
Awwwww! I'm silly enough to take that as a compliment! ...... .....

warm xx

ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
7/19/2006 12:58 am

You are sooooo funny.


warmandsexy52 replies on 7/19/2006 11:40 pm:
raises eyebrows and chuckles ......

warm xx

TabithaElectra 39F

7/19/2006 12:47 am

I love this!

warmandsexy52 replies on 7/19/2006 5:36 pm:
Oh Tabs ..... my first footnote..... and she likes it.

warm xx

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