Help! My computer's molesting me!  

warmandsexy52 65M
7186 posts
8/3/2006 1:50 am

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Help! My computer's molesting me!

There are two technological developments that I must draw to your attention, because anyone who uses a computer aint seen nuthin yet!

The first is a development at the Massachussets Institute of Technology, which is developing a computer that will respond to its user’s mood. A webcam will recognise the user’s nonverbal cues.

The second is work being done at the Kinsey Institute on a device known as the Teledildo . It is basically a virtual partner that you can program in order to make it behave exactly how you want, a bit like the Orgasmotron in Woody Allen’s movie “Sleeper.”

Anyhows, through my academic connections at the Collegium Pervertium* I’ve managed to get the hardware and software rigged to my own machine, and boy am I lead edge!

Trouble is as I begin to feel horny, sitting at this machine of mine, as I am now…….


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Where are the tissues?

Sorry about that folks. It’s the fourth time my machine has molested me this morning, and I’ve only been up an hour and a half!

I think I’d better re-set the sensitivity.

*For those unfamiliar with my intellectual pursuit of all matters perverted see Welcome to Collegium Pervertium Enter and Be Amazed

goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
8/3/2006 12:50 pm

Could you E-mail me a copy, please?
I'd like to check that out.
[Just for scientific study, you understand.]

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/4/2006 1:14 am:
Yes, I know the interest you show is totally altruistic and for the benefit of all humanity ....... not!


SweetDarlinAngel 40F
2996 posts
8/3/2006 12:12 pm

It's not the computers fault my dear ... I've possesed it! I actually took some of my own pervertium and charged it directly into the poor aging PC's hardwiring ... the darn thing nearly burnt out on me before I could plug back into the wall. Thankfully, I got it all sound and situated back on your desk before you even noticed I had disrupted it.
It really was just an innocent heap before I got it all juiced up. I couldn't let you think you had failed to initiate the first horny PC! I mean the cost of ego thus far has been enormous! *giggles* Admit though darling ... you do so enjoy the molestings ... I can see that cheesy grin all the way across the ocean!!


warmandsexy52 replies on 8/4/2006 1:12 am:
That explains sooo much ...... you bad, bad girl!

warm xx

florallei 100F

8/3/2006 5:35 am


a funny post...every single household should own one...set on gentle speed...LOL

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/3/2006 1:48 pm:
Hmmmm! Now you come to mention it, flo, vibro-speed has been a bit of a technical problem. Tends to go crazy straightaway, but with a bit of tinkering here and there I reckon it'll suit you fine. Will let you know. Promise.

warm xx

btw really enjoyed your blog.

moonfire2u 70F
2602 posts
8/3/2006 4:48 am

You are so wickedly funny...

kind thoughts,

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/3/2006 5:22 am:
But jeez moonfire sweetie ..... am I drained!

Hugs {=}

warm xx

FrankPicasso 53M

8/3/2006 4:22 am

Fourth time in an hour and a half??? There must be a catch - besides the tissues, I mean. By the way, have you yet considered developing a receptacle of some sort, which will negate the necessity for tissues?

Great stuff!


warmandsexy52 replies on 8/3/2006 5:20 am:
It's still in the prototype stage. I got rid of some teething problems when it tried to give me a blowjob!


RubyRedPetal 45F

8/3/2006 3:19 am

FLMAO.........i soooo dont want one of them!

* *

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/3/2006 4:21 am:
Gotta move with the times sweetie! First mobile phones that take pics, the Ipods and now this!

If only I can get it under some kind of control!

Ooops ..... it's starting again!


warm xx

TabithaElectra 39F

8/3/2006 3:13 am

I see your pic on your profile, and when I check my 'see where I'm quoted' link, but here on your blog, it just shows the standard grey, no photo, silhouette!

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/3/2006 3:35 am:
How strange! I'll check with someone else at some point. It's just a technical glitch I guess.

Gosh I'm getting shadowier and shadowier......

warm xx

TabithaElectra 39F

8/3/2006 2:48 am

You are hilarious!!

Btw, where has your picture gone, I've noticed it missing the last couple of days...?

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/3/2006 2:57 am:
We have the technology sweetie, now just face the consequences!

I've just read a very funny post by FrankPicasso called [post 452357]. If you're into the giggles this morning take a look...


warm xx

ps I can se my pic, but maybe it's that I'm holding my guitar as I blog.

fades away yodelling......

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