Help! I'm Running Out of Candy!  

warmandsexy52 65M
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10/31/2005 12:32 pm

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Help! I'm Running Out of Candy!

Can anyone help out there in Blogland? My candy supply is running low!

We've had more trick or treaters this year in London than ever before.

If you know of any spells that will counter being turned into some horrible creepy crawly thing please tell me now ..... BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

Warm doesn't want to be changed into a slug, especially since they are prone to chew off their penises when life doesn't go their way. And as for becoming a male spider - I mean being eaten by your ladylove means being EATEN ... and I mean DIGESTED!!!!!


warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
11/4/2005 11:40 pm

we're not so hung up about going to hell, but there's a borough in London where the Christmas decorations are to be known as 'Celebrity Decorations' in case the word Christmas offends people of other faiths.

I am reliably informed that there is a domain of hell reserved for the politically correct, where they are all subjected to an eternity of each others' small-minded, ill-conceived and irritating rules. It is one of the few things that God and the Devil have been in total agreement about.

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
11/4/2005 11:30 pm

Smartmama, halloween has been around a while here, but not on the same scale as parts of the USA. However it is growing, and fast becoming a must do for kids in London at least, it seems. Nice to know where I can turn to for candy. warm xx

smartmama 59F

11/3/2005 3:29 pm

hey, is halloween a new tradition for you?

so much fun.

we always have too much candy left. only a handful of trick or treaters.

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
11/3/2005 2:19 pm

Hi Jan, great to see you! All cred to your son, driving a hard bargain. He didn't fall for all this spell crap (that quite clearly I'd totally fallen for!!!) and called their bluff. My guess is that this smart kid of yours is destined for great things! Watch out Richard Branson, Alan Sugar, Donald Trump, there's competition waiting in the wings!!!

janmecir 54M
158 posts
11/3/2005 12:14 pm

Hi there
I've landed on your blog at last....

My 12 year old son was giving out maltesers to all the trick or treaters...well 'rationing' is more depended on how hard or not he thought they'd tried with their costumes.....

At the end we still had half a bag of maltesers left....


warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
11/1/2005 2:19 pm

Particularly south east London, bella. If the spells don't work they send in the family rottweiler! Grrrrrr! Woof! Ouch!!!!

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
11/1/2005 1:20 pm

Thanks - great idea! There is a saying amongst paraglider pilots, dear Coffee, that goes, 'trust your inner coward'. I think on this occasion your advice sounds excellent.

p.s. only one problem - what if I'm afraid of the dark?

rm_bella_ 48F
4030 posts
11/1/2005 12:48 pm

Rough crowd in London!

_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F

10/31/2005 11:22 pm

close the curtains , switch off the lights and hide behind the couch

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
10/31/2005 10:55 pm


Thank you, thank you, thank you! The very thought of scurrying around on eight hairy legs, having to think about stamp collecting and tax returns every time a lady spider passed my way .... Oh, the horror! The horror!!!!


You've already put a spell on me, ma cherie!


A beer or two and then an ADULT Halloween. Hmmmm! I like that thought!

*Y* {=}


Hmmmmmm! Mwah! Mwah! Lovely thought! That'd be a treat for me too!

*Hugs and kisses to you all*

warm xx

saddletrampsk 55F

10/31/2005 8:22 pm

When you run out of candy..give out beers..


10/31/2005 6:57 pm

Mmm...wish I could've been there. I would've "treated" you. *eg*

Happy Halloween, my friend.

dranba 40F

10/31/2005 3:35 pm

LMAO!! Warm, I suggest you have a mirror handy. Then, should anyone try to curse you, you can whip out the mirror and deflect the spell - either into the ether or bounce it BACK to the evil child! Good luck!

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