Advice from a fish cuddler  

warmandsexy52 65M
7186 posts
8/6/2006 2:45 am

Last Read:
8/15/2006 3:49 am

Advice from a fish cuddler

Mood: concerned for your personal safety 'cos I love ya!

I heard
on some cable channel
that more people
are killed by
vending machines
than by
shark attacks

got me

am I safe
if I
don’t put
a coin
in the slot?

maybe then I won’t provoke
the great big sleeping giant…..

© warmandsexy52 2006

ps pic shows just how cuddly sharks can be. Awwww! Cute, huh?

pps btw don't try shark cuddling at home ..... because they can only be found in open waters!

tenorsaxxman 67M

8/14/2006 4:31 am

I had to think about this for a while, but . . . .yes . . .. I am now convinced . . . .that I shall only buy goldfish from the aquarium vending machine. I will stay away from the sharks on the dollar slot. Thanks for the tip.


warmandsexy52 replies on 8/15/2006 3:46 am:
Any time, friend.


HBowt2 60F

8/10/2006 3:12 pm

what about the ones with they kill you too?

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/10/2006 5:21 pm:
Only in Ireland ...... so Father Daley tells me, and he wouldna be tellin' a lie, would he now?

warm xx

FrankPicasso 53M

8/9/2006 5:24 pm

Vending machine attacks have indeed become an epidemic here in the States. Why, just last week I was chased down the street by a rogue vending machine. It was just about to catch me too, when at the very last second, its extension chord became unplugged and it collapsed into a heap on the street. The police showed up and led the thing away. They even put a jacket over its head because the newspaper people had arrived and were taking pictures. The vending machine was arraigned, but it had a really good lawyer, so it made bail easily. It's back out on the street again. I'm looking over my shoulder, man.

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/10/2006 12:40 am:
Be afraid! Be very, very afraid!


lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 1:56 am

I'll make a note of this... *No sharks in the bedroom* thanks

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/10/2006 12:28 am:
And if there are your prized beach house has just slipped into the sea!!!

warm xx

sunshinekzn 59F

8/6/2006 11:55 am

Thanks for the warning!!![/COLOR]

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/10/2006 12:24 am:
Yes it's official. You can go back into the water from those lovely SA beaches of yours, but whatever you do don't buy a soft drink afterwards!

warm xx

RubyRedPetal 45F

8/6/2006 11:42 am

Wow.... LOL

Is it cause daft drunk people use vending machines?? And only very careful and alert people go near sharks?

Or are vending machines becoming sentient?!

* *

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/9/2006 11:53 pm:
In London daft drunk people meet their untimely demise from food poisoning, eating the obligatory doner kebab, which has been collecting flies on the rotisserie for days!

And I think with surfers there's a 50-50 chance the shark will bite the board first!

But I've never trusted all this hi tech inside the latest generation of vending machines. They're getting smarter all the time!

warm xx

moonfire2u 71F
2602 posts
8/6/2006 9:00 am

Junk food

kind thoughts,

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/9/2006 11:48 pm:
And that's if you are lucky enough to get it out of the machine in the first place!

warm xx

Sulabula 46F
12659 posts
8/6/2006 8:23 am

if you stuck your hand in a vending might not get it out

Sula xxx

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warmandsexy52 replies on 8/9/2006 11:29 pm:
I can see you're tempted! But don't do it Suls! And as for those machines that ask you to put your whole hand in to tell your fortune ......... they're the sneakiest, nastiest of all, because they lull you into s sense of false security!

warm xx

wickedeasy 68F  
31165 posts
8/6/2006 6:32 am

land shark.....candygram - grins at MO

now, i've kicked a few vending machines in my life - maybe i need to increase my home security

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/9/2006 11:25 pm:
They say a vending machine never forgets ......... mwahaha!

warm xx

goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
8/6/2006 6:19 am

I was swimming off of the Sanibel Causeway and just walked in as a fisherman caught a Hammerhead not 50 ft from where I was.
That was a weird feeling!

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/9/2006 11:06 pm:
I had something similar happen when I was a kid. We were swimming off Penang in Malaysia and these fishermen pulled a seine net onto the beach full of wriggling fish ......... and about a dozen deadly sea snakes (one bite and you've got 20 minutes to live) ....... which they picked up by their tail-ends (hang on .... snakes don't have tails!) and slung back into the sea one by one.

Ewwwww! Didn't go back in the water after that!

It is weird isn't it?



8/6/2006 6:03 am

What about land sharks {=}

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/9/2006 10:43 pm:
Now they're really scary!


warm xx

TabithaElectra 39F

8/6/2006 3:33 am

Wonders just how exactly vending machines kill?

warmandsexy52 replies on 8/6/2006 3:50 am:
Get very annoyed with them and rattle them to get either that can of coke or your change back. All it then takes is a slightly uneven floor surface and Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh!!!!!! You're dead!

I've been killed three times already by vending machines!

So take care sweetie!{=}

warm xx

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