So yeah, while I'm on a roll...  

vrec_dawn 41M
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6/29/2005 4:07 pm

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So yeah, while I'm on a roll...

You can't shut me up. You can't stop me! Mwa-haaa-haaa-haa!

Okay, so at this point it occurs to me that I'm bored and the movie that my wife is watching blows. So I'm blogercizing! And type, and click, and type, and click.

All right. Seriously. What's up with orgasms? I'm getting the feeling that men get the crap end of the deal here. I mean, don't get me wrong, they're not bad, but why do I get the feeling that women get longer and much better ones?

I swear, it's like, umm, okay, this is fun. Then wham, squirt, gasp, done. It's all over before it even really feels like it's begun.

Meanwhile every woman that I've ... err ... 'met' has seemed to be rocked a lot longer than that. I mean you can just feel the clitoris pulse on the tongue for waaay longer than that. What gives? Why do men get the stick but then get the short end of it? Why can't we all just be equal?

Anywhen, it just seems unfair is all. We do all of the work because she needs to warm up first, and then we get a brief little o. Okay, so maybe the intensity sometimes gets to be a brief big O, but still, you get the idea.

I swear, in my next life I'm going to be a woman. they get better clothes, better curves, less hair, and better orgasms.

Huh. I wonder if there's a 'banned word' in there. Honestly, AdultFriendFinder having banned words? WTF? Yeah, the pics were explicit and the chat truly raunchy, but the blogs are child friendly or something?

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