An Astrological Sign That IS Me!  

volcanoinu23 54M
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11/28/2005 5:49 pm

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An Astrological Sign That IS Me!

I found a blog post from caressmewell about "Astrological Signs Like You have Never Seen Them". I have to admit, I pay little attention to this, but after all of the bad mouthing of so many different signs on this post, I was surprised to run across my own. I am an aquarius and I couldn't help think...yeah...duh.


10. Aquarius (January 21-February 19)

Charming, exciting, completely unpredictable and among the most original, inventive and complex people in the zodiac, Aquarians fuck like rabbits . The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an elementary school coloring book for Aquarius kids.

Though they are intuitive dreamers, they also have a sharp analytical perception. Thus, they can dream of a new sexual position and immediately know if it is a physical possibility.
Advances in civilization, science, and new inventions are a special interest to this sign. Most sex aids were invented by Aquarians.

Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the "pity fuck." Someone having a rough time? Well, fuck 'em! Literally! It'll cheer him up, at least. Of course, when an Aquarius screws you, you may walk bowlegged for months.
It depends on how many positions, "toys" and hours the session lasts.

Famous Aqaurians include: Vanessa Redgrave, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and her sister Eva, Kim Novak, Paul Newman, Clark Gable, John Barrymore, Cahrles Dickens, Thomas Edison, Lewis Carroll
and Robert Burns.

The photo today is a photo of me taking a wind speed measurement at work today. The answer is a paltry 46.2MPH during this measurement.

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