Want fries with that?  

virtualgirl81008 47F
228 posts
3/20/2006 1:49 pm

Last Read:
3/24/2006 8:46 am

Want fries with that?

What does this have to do with dating? Well, not much, but in the anxiety of a break-up I might have to express myself in one of these ways!

20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water (with a serious face) whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I WON, I WON!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!".

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....

20. Write an off the wall blog...Its Called therapy.


Kristofer32 47M

3/21/2006 1:51 pm

Now I have to say, that is the most light-hearted reading I have done in a long time. Thanks for nothing more than making me take my game face off for a couple of minutes and relishing in the ideas you had. I have to say, number four just became a reality in my office. I almost fell out of my chair when I read the blog. I am certain my secretary thought I was seeing pink elephants or some other figment of imagination which was chemically induced. Thanks again.

C...


eroticcartoonist 38M
50 posts
3/22/2006 8:02 pm

FUCK ME LOL! Hon', I fucking needed that. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. I honestly think I'm gonna do some of those things. Though I don't know if I'll be able to keep a straight face when I order a "diet water". Oh man, you are the best V-Girl.

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