A post about toilet paper...  

virtualgirl81008 47F
228 posts
4/26/2006 7:11 pm

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1/27/2007 7:20 pm

A post about toilet paper...

I am three sheets to the wind and 1girl dared me to write about any topic that she came up with. So here Tiis the top 10 list of uses for toilet paper...

1) Write a sonnet to your love when you are baking brownies.
2)Use as a snot rag for a long car trip.
3)For guys too stuff down your pants before your Passion.com profile pic.
4)To pad your bra, although I don't need that anymore.
5)To wipe off the day old evidence of getting a Dirty Sanchez.
6) To attach to your shoe to see how long it REALLY takes someone to mention it.
7) When moistened, use as a hemorrhoid pad.
To write your phone number down on at the bar.
9) Attach to yourself when you go drinking so you can find your way home.
10)Use as a substitute for ink blots for a psychological tests.

eroticcartoonist 38M
50 posts
4/26/2006 8:48 pm

"day old evidence of getting a Dirty Sanchez"



SirluvsStorms 47M
684 posts
4/27/2006 1:04 am

Always have a roll in my car trunk.. been on too many hiking trails and found no tp in the portapottys! My daughter gets real mad at me if there isnt tp around

dasher121 37M

4/27/2006 6:34 am

hahahhahaha, now that is a list!


rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
4/27/2006 7:06 pm

LOL! I'd never thought of some of these ...

rm_phoenix_law 62M

4/27/2006 7:22 pm

Damn good list for being three sheets to the wind!!

rm_phoenix_law 62M

4/27/2006 7:34 pm

Pretty good list for being three sheets to the wind!!!

But, "day old evidence of getting a Dirty Sanchez"????? .... yuck!!

reverend21 51M
1913 posts
4/30/2006 7:10 am

sounds like a shitty dare

eroticcartoonist 38M
50 posts
5/2/2006 1:50 pm

FUCK NO I'VE NEVER HAD ONE AND I NEVER FUCKING WILL!!! I don't do feces - I'm into a lot of fucked up stuff, but that is NOT one of them.

Barf barf barf.

Anyway, you turned your profile off, you and 1Girl taking a break? Everything okay with you, babes?


BrinaRey 46F

5/3/2006 9:08 pm

Funny list for top 10 uses for toilet paper!!

rm_centralnut27 36M

1/27/2007 7:01 pm

Ok, has anyone else noticed this?

Men seem to put the roll facing forward. Women seem to put it on backwards. Or, am I just weird?

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