We interrupt this program...  

virginhardwood 38M
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8/6/2006 9:26 am

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8/27/2006 11:13 am

We interrupt this program...

I know this is the moment you've all been waiting for. Every second previous to this has been mere preparation for my appearence on AdultFriendFinder. Your life is now irrevocably changed...or not. You may all return to your regularly scheduled masturbation or continue reading, at your option.

This blog will contain random thoughts, poems, and tales from the steamy sex lives of Mr. and Mrs. Potato head.

So who is the brilliant entity behind this blog, and what is he like? Here are the salient facts (supplied by the man himself):

1. My favorite flavor of icecream is mint chocolate chip.
2. I have a blue, handcrafted coffee mug.
3. I'm crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside.
4. I don't melt in your mouth, or your hand. In fact, I get very hard.
5. I know kung fu.
6. I'm 7" x 5"

Thanks for tuning in. Until next time, play hard, think deep, and chill out.

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