Funny useless humor!!  

virgin_girl82 35F
50 posts
4/14/2006 3:20 pm

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7/16/2006 10:23 am

Funny useless humor!!

Funny useless humor!!

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I chocked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White-------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green-------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

Now put that in the subject line.

So what did you get, mine was: "I chocked on a dvd player Because I was high."

mollen6 35M

4/15/2006 6:37 am

I bitched out an ipod beqause I hate myself...

I just did.

Happy now?

unlimitedsexmale 42M

4/21/2006 3:34 am

I want to share my wife when I am married.

I am a single guy and looking for a woman who is unlimited at sex and open for groupsex and swinger life style. And if we like eachother I would like to marry her.
I don't have any taboos and i tried foursome with my ex-girlfirend 2 years ago. When the opposite man was fucking my ex-gf i felt really excited. In double penetration, her pleasure screams turned me crazy. She liked double penetration very much.
What do you think if somebody screws your both holes? Are you agree with me?
If you are a single and marriage minded woman please keep in touch. We might make our dreams cum true.

I fell in love with a hooker Because I hate myself.

rm_BigBear_66 51M
16 posts
5/5/2006 6:31 pm

Got the line " I Shot A Fork Because I Was Drunk"
A nice and funny waste of time

oneeleven4444 36M

7/1/2006 10:05 am

I like your blog a lot. Would you be interested in talking sometime, maybe becoming friends?

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