What is my security blanket? Underwear!  

travelingintexas 42M
7/25/2005 3:03 pm
What is my security blanket? Underwear!

ok... those of you that have been reading this godforsaken blog know by now I am seperated. So today I realized something profound and its gonna sound stupid. I opened up my underwear drawer today and all I had was those little bikini pieces of shit. my big ass in little bikini mans underwear! ha! littles pieces of crap supposed to make a man look sexy! whatever. might has well have been speedos. I can't wear em. I wear boxer briefs. anyway, I digress...

I didn't have my normal underwear and suddenly I felt very incapable of doing this. I realized something. we all have little things that make us feel safe and secure. the world just blew itself up but yup, I have underwear so I'm gonna be ok. so as I write this I am washing my underwear to get back to a sense of normalacy.

isn't that crazy? got me to wondering what is your security blanket? what makes you feel safe. (by the way, I am hiring out my laundry. you can live here. ill leave you alone. all I ask is you do my laundry. starting salary of $50000. just so I don't have to do it, I would pay that much. god I hate doing laundry)

czyswt1 40F

7/25/2005 7:18 pm

*raising hand* I'll do it. *snicker* That's a shame that you don't want to do laundry. I don't like doing it, either, but I do it because I need clean clothes for my daughter and me.

frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
7/31/2005 3:14 pm

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Speedo's.. mankinds worse fashion faux pax.... Too funny.. when I think of those, I think of a really rotound man with a hairy chest and huge gold chain... LMAO
But anyways,.. I also despise doing laundry, I don't mind the washing part, its the folding and putting away that I hate.....wish we could go back to fig leaves.. but then that would be like seeing my speedo man again..lol

Now, if I were paid to do it.. might be a different story..


tillerbabe 57F

1/6/2006 3:12 am

Ihave a'blanket" for ya baby!

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