Walk This Way...  

travelingintexas 42M
2/12/2006 3:29 pm
Walk This Way...

There comes a point in every man’s life he realizes he must outweigh the good of the group and the overwhelming odds of the flowers. So it would seem. I am not real sure. Fighting against the breaks and tills of the soil of brokeness. But the power of dreams in the lilies is overwhelmed by the underdog status of the man of fat folds in the wind as they blow.

‘Tis true… oh so true...

Coming from the vain patterns of the vale, it must be assumed that one cannot reach deep inside of himself and pull out that most valid of potential body parts known as the spleen. Too much….. Or is it? Who knows! You dirty slut! But the value of the man within the shell of compromise is the vast spectacle also understood as the the known variable as apple sauce. DO NOT QUESTION ME! It is in the apple sauce always, where one find the strength to drive hard against the spooge!

‘Tis true… oh so true...

Oh vile slave of my mind known as Vandalia! Bow before me, your true lord and tunnel salesman as I walk beside the fields of posies and see the true eye upon me! No more shall I overlook the validity of wastes of smoke and breath! No more! It is too much to assume one can just rise above the echo of the tyrant and not collapse into misery of the wretched smotedness of your soul! I bring vengeance against all who dare stand against the smelling of bodies. My head rages against the winds of time as I come across the sin of the orchard. Poor, true miserly soul of wanton lust! Forsake the needs of thy loins and spew forth great miasmas of man seed upon these shallow fields!

‘Tis true... Oh so true...

What the hell is in this bottle?

boydcounty 68M

2/12/2006 8:34 pm

Travlingintexas buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced "A typical Texas baby boy weighing twenty pounds." Congratulations shower all around, and many exclamations of 'wow!' are heard. Two weeks later Trav returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth, aren't you? How much does the baby weigh now?' Proudly Trav answers, 'Fifteen pounds.' The bartender is puzzled. 'Why? What happened? He already weighed twenty pounds at birth.' Travlin' takes a slow sip from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans over to the bartender and proudly announces, 'Had him circumcised.'


PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
2/12/2006 8:38 pm

I don't know what's in it, but I'd sure like to try it.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
2/12/2006 8:48 pm

yeah well...whatever is in that bottle will you share it?

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

rm_sj365 57F
2414 posts
2/12/2006 8:53 pm

i dunno...but share some wouldja?

rm_sj365 57F
2414 posts
2/12/2006 8:54 pm

...errrr the bottle...not the man seed thanks

lifeisablast333 55M

2/12/2006 9:00 pm

one reaps, what one sows. the redneck

deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
2/12/2006 9:03 pm

Step away from the bottle, Trav. It's gonna be OK........

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
2/12/2006 10:42 pm

Okay now this is weird. Just as I was trying in vain, to read the second paragraph, Teri Hatcher's character on Desperate Housewives said she needed in insurance because she had a wandering spleen, so that she said spleen at almost the exact same time as I read it.

So I'm thinking that you somehow had a subconscious premonition that the universe was going to be aligned at a future instant in time.

Either that or the bottle was used to make LSD a generation ago and they forgot to wash it out.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
2/13/2006 8:09 pm

* insert creepy music

ih8usrnames 41M

2/15/2006 6:43 pm

This is one of those things....it's kind of like stuff that's funny because it's straight-out weird ("straight-out weird".....wow).

Am I stupid or are you just rambling a heap of stuff of the top of your head?? Whatever comes into mind.

I keep trying to understand it like it's lyrics to some song but, much like the lyrics to a song, it may very well be nonsense.

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