WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT SMELL????????  

travelingintexas 42M
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10/11/2005 8:55 pm
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT SMELL????????

***This is a Moral Issue…. Ummmm You Just Must Discover the Moral****

Tonight is the night… Everything is going well… You are flirting, playing and as the evening progresses you both continue to turn the other on. You finally make it to the bedroom, barely, where you both undress. You kiss your way down her body, position yourself to begin oral sex and

OH MY GOD WHAT JUST DIED IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

Are we from two different planets and mine has soap and toothpaste?

And You are thinking, I would rather stick my face in liver and onions and lick the bottom of my shoe!


Now, you are thinking to yourself… I can’t believe he just went there. And I am just laughing my butt off and saying… everyone has had this happen. Admit it, you know it has!

Now… WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SITUATION?

Guys come on…. Fess up! Ladies????????

****This post was nominated as Politicaly Incorrect Post of the week********

How cool is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Sweetest_Sin_Jes 37F

10/11/2005 9:51 pm

Should you have put a picture of a rotten fish up as your pic instead of a robot? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! LOL!

Jess


gordo320 50M
1 post
10/11/2005 9:56 pm

que pasa


lushgirl69 50F

10/12/2005 3:13 am

From my previous experience as a nasty little clown groupie...I can tell you from being on the other side of that, I can tell form a certain distance if there is a problem and I grab his/ her hips, lightly kiss each hip bone and lightly suggest..."hey, yu know what would turn me on?"
If we turned a shower with 250 lbs of pressure jet stream and put it on really steamy..." foreplay and then dental dam or condom or both or even try to forego the lower situation by making passionate gropping etc, of the less "fragrant" areas....
actually...one of the guys would stay for a week or so. and knew when he walked in, he was handed soap and towel pretty damn quick...
and yes, i did say clown groupie
But I agree... It doesn't smell like chicken, it won't taste like it either....


DefiniteTrouble 51F

10/12/2005 3:45 am

EW...just remember...it goes both ways. Still...EW...this doesn't go good with my coffee. EW.


dieselfumes63 49M
16 posts
10/12/2005 4:05 am

texastraveller,

Most guys learn upon entering puberty, that in order to keep their vision clear and help avoid your dilemma:

Rule #1: Stay relatively sober on the first date.

Rule #2: Look before you leap. Check the water temperature before you dive in.


dano6332 57M

10/12/2005 5:38 am

Trav, I think lush girl (a clown groupie? I want to see a post on this) has it. The only way to salvage this is a playful suggestion that you want to shower together as part of foreplay. If she balks you walk.

Clown Groupie? What about Mimes?


abmale1962 56M/53F
28 posts
10/12/2005 5:51 am

I like what Lushgirl69 says, a shower is great foreplay.

male


RavishingRed1062 55F

10/12/2005 9:01 am

Ok.. I like this post... BECAUSE... I do happen to worry about this very thing.

See.. I shower each and every day of my life. Sometimes twice a day (a bath at night to soak and enjoy) and a shower in the am to wake me up and get me going. I use soap (and even spend a lot of $ at Bath and Body Works on some stuff that others tell me smells VERY GOOD.

Now.. the key to this is my last statement.. let me restate it

" . . . on some stuff that others tell me smells VERY GOOD."

OTHERS have to tell me that is smells good. Why, you might ask? Cause I can't smell. Never have been able to.. never will. I can't smell wonderful things.. like flowers, baked pie, or none of that. But it also means that I can't smell the nasty rotten stuff either.

THEREFORE.. if I ever did get a nasty pussy... or a smelly dick.. I won't know it!!! However, I can report that cum does indeed at times have a very wangy taste.. but the doc says my taste buds are all screwed up too... because of the whole not being able to smell thing.

I mean.. if you took corn, green beans and carrots.. blended them to the same consistancy, blindfolded me and asked me what they were.. I won't know!!

So.. here is my worry. There are medical conditions that arise in the female body that will change the way she smells/tastes down there. So... knowing that my cleanliness is not the issue... would you be able to tell me that there is a odor or just ignore it and not let me know? I can't smell myself ya know?

That is the problem with casual partners. You husband or LTR partner will let you know right away. But if its causual and you don't want to hurt feeling so something... you might just, as the above said.. ignore and move on.

Now.. I have never had anyone do this.. or say this to me.. but it is a constant worry of mine when I am meeting new people. IT makes me want to go to the doc every week JUST to make sure.

I've also been told that foods will change the composition there.. just like it does in a male... and I wonder what foods it might be?

I just wish... that life was such, that we could be open and honest about stuff like this with our partners... even the casual ones... it would be SO much easier that way!!

But.. now, when it's just lack of soap and water icky smell... ewwwh.. NO excuse for that..


tillerbabe 57F

10/12/2005 10:48 am

Wow....the "shower" thing is a great idea..but I think I would "gone" by then. I don't want to "instruct" someone to have to take a shower...This is the first clue to:

1. Must remind him to wipe his butt
2. Brush his teeth
3. Floss
4. Pay for his license tabs
5. Vaccuum
6. Feed the dog
7. Buy me a Christmas present
8. Buy Groceries
9. Clean the microwave
...it goes on and on......

Anyone that needs the "suggestion" to shower is just too "high directional" for me......and needs a "Mommy"....I'm no one's Mommy.


rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
10/12/2005 11:02 am

I've had pretty good luck avoiding this since I began dating within my species. Just a little FYI

[blog talldarkavg1]


barbiebunny 37F
5597 posts
10/12/2005 1:46 pm

I always make them take a bath or shower... if it aint right downtown.. and if its really foul direct em to the docs.

Its good to be...ME


five_speed 42M

10/12/2005 2:06 pm

i blind fold them and then let the dog sniff it. If he gives me the "ya gotta be shitting me" look, I climb out the window, go down to the pay phone, call the cops, and tell them some one has broken into my house.


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
10/12/2005 3:44 pm

Where da heck have you been dining dude?
I eat em all, but have never encountered anything close to what you have described.


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
10/12/2005 9:32 pm

TO; Mr Trav I Texas
FROM: The Powers That Be

Dear Mr. Texas,
This letter is to inform you that What In the World Is That Smell? has been nominated for Politically Incorrect Blog of the Week.
Sincerely,
TPTB

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


barbiebunny 37F
5597 posts
10/12/2005 10:33 pm

AdultFriendFinder

Its good to be...ME


rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
10/12/2005 10:46 pm

oh yeah ... i've smelled that oh not so fresh smell before

i liked the girl so i took one for the team and ate like a starving man at an all you kin eat seafood buffet

if a women does smell of fish it is usually baterial vaginosis and can be taken care of easy with a quick trip to the Gyno

a shower or warm bath is always good before a nice romp


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
10/12/2005 10:46 pm

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk or buy you ice cream and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got some.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move...... A really good friend will help you move the body.


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
53M
2642 posts
10/12/2005 11:33 pm

OUT... OF...CONTROL... LMAO!


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