Tell Your Funny Piercing Story...  

travelingintexas 42M
8/16/2005 11:48 am
Tell Your Funny Piercing Story...

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Your not gonna beleive it... Freaking Tracey Chapman doing Stand By Me. Makes me wanna get a ear ring through the brain

OK... SO I wrote a piercing post earlier which started a "Funny piercing stories' thing. (And if this woman that just sat at my table at Starbucks does not quit bumping it all around I'm goona throw coffee cake. How rude!!!!!!!!!!!!)

So... A couple of my friends that have piercing's have shared their stories and I will share them with you. How about you? What's your story?

-A friend that works at a correctional facility had an inmate got out of hand and she had to jump them from behind and bring them to the ground. During the scuffle, her nipple ring was torn out and she begin to bleed through her shirt. How do you explain that to the boss?

-A friend who had a tongue ring was kissing a guy with a chain in his mouth. (OK I OFFICIALY DONT UNDERSTAND A CHAIN IN THE MOUTH) Anyway, they got hooked together. LOL I have enough trouble without metal pieces added into the mix.

-A ummmmmm, clit ring was put in. They removed the clit ring. Ummmmmm Had to be stretched out to put the ring back in. Stretched out???????????

(PS... People... When you go to Starbucks and take over a table someone is already sitting at, do not talk to yourself out loud, do not breath hard, do not BUMP MY FREAKING TABLE WITH YOUR STOMACH OVER AND OVER AND FREAKING OVER AGAIN, do not gripe about how difficult pluging in your laptop is, do not talk to me at all if your incompetant. DO NOT READ NEWS STORIES FROM YAHOOS HOME PAGE! DO NOT TALK DO NOT TALK! Geez! If I had wanted you here with me, doing what I am doing I would have asked you to come with me...... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Sorry. Sidetracked but sheeshhhhhh lady!)

DramaQueen1109 36F
3 posts
8/16/2005 7:53 pm

The chain in the tounge ring serves no purpose. All it does is get tangled in your mouth. Whoever invented it wanted to get stuck together with someone else. I think it was meant as a prank. Now the french tickler on the tounge rings, I can see the purpose of those, but the chain, serves no purpose. Don't waste your money.

duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
8/17/2005 6:41 pm

travelingintexas How 'bout I sit with you uninvited at your table in Starbucks and bump your table with my boobage? Now I have offered!


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/23/2005 2:54 pm

I was out singing karaoke on Sunday night, as I often do, when these two people started to dance and grind on each other. Before they knew it, her bellybutton ring got caught on his belt loop....took them 20 minutes to get untangled!!


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