So there I was, Bent Over With Not Even a Kiss!  

travelingintexas 42M
3/18/2006 9:44 pm
So there I was, Bent Over With Not Even a Kiss!

OK... After a week in real life and not on here, I have decided I should move on and spend more time "out there," truly living. Makes sense right?

Here is my issue, what do I do with my blog? So I was thinking, can ya sell a blog? What long term reward and benefits are available to someone with a blog? Once ya quit, that is it, there is nothing of a redeeming factor made available to you...

Being the “over-bearing, fascist, money hungry, greedy capitalist” that I am, I am constantly looking out for the returns on my investments. Time is an investment is it not? I mean, come on, have you seen how many Girls Gone Wild videos they have for sale now?

So, I am selling my blog…

Let the bidding begin!!!

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

3/18/2006 11:07 pm

How about a pair of my panties? As you see, I have already taken them off in anticipation.

Lady Bambi

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 11:31 am:
Wanton Anticipation Ms Bambi??????????

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/18/2006 11:42 pm

I'd consider fee simple blog rental, if I were you.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 11:34 am:
Hmmmmmm which brings to mind timesharing. I could make this a time share blog and have multiple tenants and if I allowed subletting perhaps it could be an opportunity for many.

TravelinsAuntPat 52F

3/19/2006 1:06 am

well lets see i will give you a 20 year old son and his wife, I am keeping the grand baby. Then I have an 18 year old daughter who knows everything yet nothing all at the same time. Then I have a 16 year old daughter who well walks around with the deer in the head light look all the time. And as a added bonus I will even throw in my Mother In Law. Now I will keep the Father In Law. And also as a triple bonus you can have Grandma and Grandpa H. and Brother John and his two kids. OH AND DID I MENTION YOU ALSO WALK AWAY WITH THE BIGGEST BONUS OF ALL OSCAR THE WEINIE DOG. (DANG NASTY MUTT I WANNA SHOOT THAT DOG)

So tell me oh Nephew of mine is it a deal????????

Kaliedascope61 43M
4084 posts
3/19/2006 1:22 am

since it seems the bidding is in underpants, I'll bid my superman under roos!

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 11:36 am:
And Kalied ups the bidding.... This will be a tough one to beat!

starvingnow 49F

3/19/2006 3:39 am

my black bra...framed

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 11:36 am:
Which should match the panty hat you gave me perfectly!

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
3/19/2006 6:06 am

My dear sexy Trav I bid no less than one night of hot erotic body spasming, toe curling, hair straightening, rocket blasting, sex with me. We will ride the meteors through the stars. I will take you to the heavens and beyond. To the depths of the earth where only our bodies will be hotter than the molten rock surrounding us as we pleasure each other until with the heat we become transparent in the throes of our passion. We will rise up through the deepest chasms of the ocean, the waters surrounding us will boil from the heat of our lust.
And this is just the first kiss.
But, as you may have surmised it is not your blog I want, but you.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 11:37 am:

I'm off to shower now in the cold over a kiss! LOL

MyRealLoverOne 47M

3/19/2006 8:33 am

Trav...I was gonna bid my undies too, but I left my last pair at your place...damn!

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 11:39 am:
Dude... I was wondering whose garbage bags those were.... You gotta get sexier man.....

TTigerAtty 63M

3/19/2006 8:41 am

Trav .. Can we handle this sales transaction through an exchange of stock? I will tender an offer of 2 shares of common stock in my blog for every one share in yours. I only care to purchase a controlling interest in your blog, 51% of outstanding shares. You will remain as an employee to continue writing posts at a frequency of one post per day.

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 11:41 am:
Tiger, I was looking for a way out, not become a worker bee for the man. LOLOL

rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
3/19/2006 11:18 am

what TtigerAtty said


I will throw in a pair of my string bikinis AND 3 nakey pics{=}

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 11:41 am:
Core.... if there are nakey pics than its sold LOL

rm_spatswilldo 62M/62F

3/19/2006 2:30 pm

I have seen your name everywhere, and I finally got around to reading you and now you are considering leaving. I got screwed in real estate by getting into the neighborhood to late. I didn't play my numbers in cash 4 two weeks ago and they came in. I failed to ask out the hottest little number in high school only to find out later she had a crush on me (go figure). And now this? I'm sure it is all my fault somehow....all your fans will soon be searching blog after blog after blog only to end up dissatisfied, left with a aching for true understanding. longing for the subtle sarcasm and left handed compliments. Left with a desire to try to turn the next blogger into you, baiting him with feigned expressions of intangible love. Offering him all those things they really wanted to offer you in the hope that he will make sense of this topsy-turvy world for them or at the very least leave them giggling and slightly moist. So I say,...don't do it. Don't sell this glistening example of wit and social tolerance, don't sell this home of gentle perversion and cheap thrills, don't sell it! Instead burn it down! Make it as undesirable as possible and watch it cave in. From now on quote nothing but Captain and Tennile songs. Write about the amazing number of bitches at a dog show. To all your posts add nude pictures of Danny DeVito. Don't sell your dreams man,
....BURN THIS FUCKER DOWN!!!!!!!.............S.

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 3:48 pm:

After such a heartfelt and well researched comment, I must say your comment has some merits. I do like the idea of a Scorched earth policy. Has a nice "evil republican" ring to it.


Crap... my laptops on fire!

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/19/2006 4:30 pm

(Reads Trav's comment to Tiger and gleefully notes a left leaning tone creeping into his blog. Wahine smiles and quietly leaves)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 5:24 pm:
Oh Switz.... Your imagination is acting up again sweetheart!

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/19/2006 4:31 pm

(reads comment to Spats..DAMMIT! Foiled again.)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 5:24 pm:

vanna4u 39F

3/19/2006 7:59 pm

Wahine told me to tell you it was just wishful thinking, about the left part. But I've never really been very good and that left/right stuff, so I'm not sure what she's talking about.

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 8:51 pm:
It means she is on the wrong side of being in the right, the light, the good and perfect

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