So Ya Wanna Touch My McManboobies eh?  

travelingintexas 42M
8/26/2006 12:14 am
So Ya Wanna Touch My McManboobies eh?

I am sitting here on my couch, talking to Bunz and I can’t sleep. Saving Private Ryan is on in the background and I don’t really have anything to say.

Except that Satan guy got a hold of me today. For the love of all things containing less than 100 calories and not fried… I currently hate my life…

I am sitting here, barely able to type. I can’t even slap the monkey, yank the chain or whatever you want to call it. I just took 800mg of advil and I have two icy hot sleeve things wrapped around my elbows, two icy hot patches on my chest and I don’t even want to move. If I want to pick something up I have to lean my entire body over towards the floor to get it. If my arms held out level are at 180 degrees, I currently can’t extend my arms past 105 degrees. FFS!!!!

Oh I know, it is self induced. I keep going back and I know it will go away. I mean, this is the reason I did this, because I knew someone else would push me beyond anything I would ever do myself. I gotta say, just sitting here with my muscles so swollen it looks like I am flexing is kinda cool. Makes me feel HEFTY.

So I descended into the 2nd level of hell today for an hour. Guess what, I descend into the third level of hell tomorrow at 3PM Central Time. One of us isn’t coming out of there alive and I have a feeling it may be me.

Oh get this; he likes to talk as we run. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr…. My McManboobies flying all over the place and he wants to talk. Just ain’t right. I like counting the hooties in the gym though while I’m counting out my set. My question though is, if there aren’t many ladies working out and I need 24 hooties to count and there aren’t that many around am I weird if I count guy hooties? Ya know, not in a “I wanna touch your guy hootites” kind of way but in a “Im gonna go crazy if I don’t have something to count so I’m going to use your hooties in a total and complete plutonic way for a moment” kind of way.

Your guidance as always is totally appreciated…

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
8/26/2006 1:58 am

~smilez~ you'll b alive, you just won't know it for a while....

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
8/26/2006 5:34 am

If you come out today, I will touch your boobies

Purry {=}


TzarsAmuseChant 42M
2854 posts
8/26/2006 6:51 am

I have my own to play with, but thanks for offering anyway.

want2play926 46F

8/26/2006 8:24 am

I would find something else to count besides other men's hooties...just to weird for me... LOL

moonlightphoenix 46F
6508 posts
8/26/2006 9:34 am've TOTALLY talked me out of shaping up.

WHEW! Glad THAT's over with!!

willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
8/26/2006 11:03 am

Count away my friend......... and just remember, once you arrive in the promised land........ you dont wanna go back!!!!! Sorry, that was personal training instructors favorite saying!

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
8/26/2006 12:13 pm

Stop your whining.

You realize after you bulk up and shift weight around you'll get to go clothes shopping because nothing will fit right.

BTW, I am still in Irving.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

barbiebunny 37F
5597 posts
8/26/2006 12:29 pm

vodka and redbull man.... remember that

Its good to be...ME

(Princess Lips)

8/28/2006 2:13 am

I just want to tweak em...


see yah...


TravelinsAuntPat 51F

8/28/2006 11:10 pm

gawd i so have a mental picture in my mind that is now buring a hole in the cortex of my brain THANKS,


bulging_boy 50M

9/8/2006 4:59 am

I knew you were gay.

Counting man boobs not in an I want to touch them way... but in a you want to run your panting tongue over them, circle the man nipple and softly bite down.

You fucking pervert.

You're getting worse!


curious082385 32F
4925 posts
9/10/2006 4:14 am

Was going to offer some laughing words of encouragement here...but then I read Bulge's comment and now I have an image in my head of you and some random set of man boobies's just wrong, ewwww....

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