Oh The Horror...  

travelingintexas 42M
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5/6/2006 12:53 am
Oh The Horror...


OK....

Until Further Notice... I am Once Again...

Butch Heterobisapian

Butch Heterobisapian... What is it?
That's It I am now Gay
I am a Heterosapian Blog Whore



Don't Forget!

The Writing Game Scenario One
The Writing Game Scenario Two
The Rules of the Writing Game


rm_janie233 53F
48 posts
5/6/2006 1:13 am

Would you define that for some of us that have simple minds..Thanks


travelingintexas replies on 5/6/2006 7:53 pm:
Dear Simple Minded Grey Person...

Here are the rules from the "Thats It!!!!! I am now Gay post in September. In order to become Butch Heterobisapian one must follows these rules exactly.

1) Nothing ever, never, ever, never goes in my hinney. Never.
2) I am a giver not a receiver. Givers are blessed etc.
3) You may not touch my man boobs.
4) No smootching. Ewwwwwwwwwwww I may be gay now but I don't have to like it.
5) I will still dress like I am gay.
6) You may not ask me to marry you before the first date.
7) I shall be referred to as Heterosapien. Not Gay.
8- I am celibate.

travelingintexas replies on 5/6/2006 8:01 pm:
Dear Simple Minded Grey Person...

Here are the rules from the "Thats It!!!!! I am now Gay post in September. In order to become Butch Heterobisapian one must follows these rules exactly.

1) Nothing ever, never, ever, never goes in my hinney. Never.
2) I am a giver not a receiver. Givers are blessed etc.
3) You may not touch my man boobs.
4) No smootching. Ewwwwwwwwwwww I may be gay now but I don't have to like it.
5) I will still dress like I am gay.
6) You may not ask me to marry you before the first date.
7) I shall be referred to as Heterobisapien. Not Gay.
8- I am celibate.

TravelinsAuntPat 52F

5/6/2006 2:27 am

lord i am related to one of those oh no!!!! actually i agree with Janie I tend to consider myself a pretty intelligent person BUT you got me stumped on this one dear nephew please give the definition.

Love,
Auntie Pat
oh and ps. I can hardly wait on you to get back here and see how the kitchen is turning out all I can say is those frames we picked out are divine perfect perfect choice.
love you!!!!!!!!


warmandsexy52 66M
13164 posts
5/6/2006 4:18 am

Just dry-running it:

"Hi there! My name's Trav and I'm a Butch Heterobisapian."


Hmmmmmmmm! Whatever you do don't use this line at one of those sci-fi conventions ........

Not that you'd ever go to one, so you're probably safe!


travelingintexas replies on 5/6/2006 7:55 pm:
Thanks for giving me the shivers by saying dry running. Thanks! Thanks a freaking lot warm!

TTigerAtty 63M

5/6/2006 4:32 am

Me too, Trav! No comprende? Does this mean you are without pussy? If so, don't fret! That's just a rather normal male affliction!

Don't forget to have a mint julep this afternoon! It's Derby Day!


travelingintexas replies on 5/6/2006 7:56 pm:
Tiger....

Arent Mint Juleps for girls?

Guess I can have one since i am Butch Heterobisapian again...

bulging_boy 50M

5/6/2006 4:37 am

Janie,

It means he's gone too long without sex. Basically he's saying until he gets some... he'll fuck anything.

Which is why I'm shouting through this bullhorn from the safety of NZ


travelingintexas replies on 5/6/2006 7:57 pm:
With Air Kangaroo or whatever you people have and Orbitz... No one is safe....

MUUUUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

EroticaXTC 51F

5/6/2006 5:31 am

Don't say "Butch" too loudly, you're gonna scare bard!!!


travelingintexas replies on 5/6/2006 7:58 pm:
Huh?

Bard told me last night right there on his hands and knees he liked the word Butch...[/COLOR
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bardicman 51M

5/6/2006 5:57 am

Sweet, I am just gay



I am not dead yet


travelingintexas replies on 5/6/2006 12:03 pm:
No no no Bard...

All the cool guys are doing the Butch Heterobisapian thing. Its been about 6 months since I last did it. Its because we have no luck we go completely butch heterobisapian. Somewhere in my old blogs I have the definition. I am just too lazy to look it up. It means we are willing to have sex with pretty much anything as long as it doesnt involve sex with a guy.

Pretty convulted I know but I like the ring of it.

Much better than being known as a Homoerectus anyday!

want2play926 47F

5/6/2006 7:11 am

Trav

There are plenty great ladies that want you.....Good lord, I read it in your blog all the time. Are they just too far? You not have the time? If I wasn't married, I would be on a jet plane to Texas as I type this on a Trav Hunt.....


travelingintexas replies on 5/6/2006 8:02 pm:
Puhleeeeeeseeeeee...

That must be why so many are coming out of the wood work!

Ya right!

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
5/6/2006 7:41 am

Trav...I mean Butch....send me a plane ticket, my love, and I will cure you of that identity crises of yours. You won't know who the hell you are when I get done with you. Nor will you care.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


travelingintexas replies on 5/6/2006 8:03 pm:
Hmmmmmm

Watch your email.... LMAO

I'm checking Expedia as we speak...

Phuc_Buddy 47M

5/6/2006 10:16 am

Hello Cowboy...I hear that you have having a bit of trouble getting some nookie. Hell you have even announced you'll screw anything. Now I just can have that when I am here and will definately cum there to help a guy in need.

Oh and you can forget LatytoPleaseYOu and any of those others who only talk a good game. Ya see I don't need you to pay for my ticket or to take care of me. All I need you to do is close your eyes and let my tongue work its magic on you from head to toe.

Just say the word and I'll get my sweet ass down to the Lone Star and make sure you never go without a fine piece of ass....mine!


travelingintexas replies on 5/6/2006 12:05 pm:
Errrrr...

Ummmmmm...

HELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EyeCandy33333 46F
761 posts
5/6/2006 10:25 pm

I think Brokeback Mountain is playing your song Butch darling-lol!


travelingintexas replies on 5/6/2006 11:23 pm:
Naw.... Im starring in part 2... Broke Nose Hill....

TravelinsAuntPat 52F

5/6/2006 10:29 pm

OK SO WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING BUTCH HETEROBISAPIAN OR METRO-SEXUAL. YOU HAVE TO FILL ME IN REMEMBER OLD AUNT PAT GEEZ 10 YEARS OLDER THAN TRAV. HAS BEEN OUT OF THE LOOP FOR TOO LONG. I GUESS AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT DRAGGING YOUR KNUCKLES ON THE GROUND WE HAVE MADE SOME PROGRESS LOL


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
5/7/2006 2:21 am

<---starts to comment, thinks better of it, leaves blog, noticing a copy of Leather Boys Lite is stuck to her shoe. Curses, leaves shoe behind.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


travelingintexas replies on 5/7/2006 1:14 pm:
No comment needed...

Ill switch back in time lmao

MyRealLoverOne 47M

5/7/2006 8:09 pm

I'm glad to see you have not changed......just more open!!!


travelingintexas replies on 5/7/2006 9:04 pm:
No No No...

I have changed...

I shaved my ass just this morning...

mary1025 48F

5/7/2006 11:02 pm

Don't forget to have a mint julep this afternoon! It's Derby Day!

TTigerAtty you are priceless!
i get what this guys saying
i say forget the rules
go with the flow
celebate is good
40 days 40 nights
figure out who you are
with your big brain
then relax and enjoy
make fate your friend
be comfortable in your
own skin before you dress


travelingintexas replies on 5/8/2006 9:35 pm:
LMAO

New around here...

I really know what all about me then...

Its been way longer than 40 days and nights...

TravelinsAuntPat 52F

5/8/2006 12:43 am

IF TIGER JUST GAVE BIRTH BY ALIEN OUT THE ARSE AND THAT MAKES HIM AN

ALIEN RUMPITIS POST PARTUM ALIEN BLUES GUY............

I THINK THEY TAKE WELLBUTRIN FOR THAT IN OUTTER SPACE WE WILL HAVE TO GET ON THE PHONE WITH THE ALIEN NATION TO FIND OUT. I WILL CHECK INTO THAT AND GET BACK WITH YOU.

LOVE,
AUNTIE PAT


lifeisablast333 55M

5/8/2006 5:48 pm

And I was wondering, ever since ya skipped off stage left....now I know....the redneck


travelingintexas replies on 5/8/2006 9:36 pm:
Yup... now ya know...

Scared ya eh?

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