My Love Affair..... With My Ear....  

travelingintexas 42M
9/29/2005 1:19 pm
My Love Affair..... With My Ear....

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AC/DC Thunderstruck

OK... Since my seperation I have missed one thing. Q-tips. Strange you say.... but hear me out.

I know you aren't supposed to put them in your ear. Or so they say, although what your supposed to do with them if you don't put them in your ear I have no clue.

I love the feeling of getting out of the shower, and Q-tiping the crap out of my ear. It feels sooooooo good. My personal opinion is that its the Big "O" for the ear.

Anyone else love the feel of a good Q-Tip in the morning?

(No, that is not me in the picture!)

rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
9/29/2005 5:29 pm


that's what your car keys and your pocket knife are for

that's the redneck metrosexual way

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
9/29/2005 6:11 pm

Sweetheart, I don't know how to break this to you, but the stores WILL sell Q-tips to men.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

ThumbChickStool 34F

9/29/2005 6:15 pm

I only use Q-Tips to get water out of my ears after a shower and after swimming. Although I do on rare occasion use them to clean my children's ears; I don't go in very deep though. They like it so much they're always point at their ears to get me to clean them again.

digdug41 50M

9/29/2005 6:59 pm

trav I have to agree there is nothing like it unless you've got two of'em goin then its the menage ah swab,pure heaven!

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

(Juan S)
2642 posts
9/29/2005 8:16 pm

Uh...what digdug said...

dano6332 57M

9/29/2005 8:26 pm

Trav, One of the first things I bought on my own after I moved out (well after beer and condoms) was Qtips. I love cleaning my ears after a shower. You get that shiver down your spine that is just heavenly. I drank all the beer and made ballon animals from the condoms

DefiniteTrouble 51F

9/29/2005 9:19 pm

lmao Digs

I HAVE to have Q-Tips. Clean my ears after every shower, touch up eyeliner, if I can't find the brush to my pot gloss, swimming, pet's ears, clean my piercings, and on and on...

RavishingRed1062 55F

9/29/2005 9:33 pm

OMG.. first the sliding-the-shorts-to-the-side to get to the virginity thing.. and NOW we both have a Q-tip fetish? I buy them by the case... I got my kids hooked on them...

TRAV... you may just be the MALE version of RAVISHING!!!
(either that.. Or I'm the female Trav... OH MY GOD!!!)

Luvwetcunt1000 50M
1258 posts
9/29/2005 9:40 pm

Q-Tips in my ear? Love it ... twirl and twirl and twirl ...

rm_Elysia2005 44F
412 posts
9/29/2005 9:43 pm

I am the Q-Tip QUEEN and I clean a damn good kids actually love for me to clean their ears, and even a doctor once told me mine were the cleanest ears he'd ever seen.

GOD I need a life.

frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
9/29/2005 9:54 pm

LMAOOOO, just like a littel kid, cannot go get your own... T


tillerbabe 57F

9/29/2005 10:25 pm

"Q-tips"? I clean my ears with tampons....."lite"......

Really tho' doggies love to have their ears "swabed"

dawndirtymind 43F
370 posts
9/29/2005 11:15 pm

Oh yes! Ear cleaning with Q-Tips is a must after every shower! Ah, the little pleasures in life.

__Huntress__ 56M/59F

9/30/2005 3:37 am

To hell with the Q-tips ... use your showerhead !

abmale1962 56M/53F
28 posts
9/30/2005 4:43 am

It is the third closest thing to an orgasm right behind having my scalp washed by my wife and a back scratch. You are not totally clean until you clean your ears and if we do not have Q-tips, I will use tissue. I feel water/grim in my ears all day if I did not clean them and that is going to be a bad day.

onelittlesecret 35M
1579 posts
9/30/2005 5:29 am

So I guess the next question is, Trav do you think size really matters?

I personally love a nice looong q-tip that can reach down deep until it hits the back of my ear canal. I know some people find that kind of painful, but nothing feels better to me than scratching that itch that my fingers just can't get at.

And lets not forget about girth...hmm, those tampons sound like a great idea tiller, after we do stretch to fit.

keithcancook 61M
18138 posts
9/30/2005 6:30 am

I haven't used em on my ears in quite a while. Your post prompted me to give it a try. The deposits were so thick in there that the dang thing got stuck fast in the thick sludge, and I had to go to work looking like the guy in that pic.

Gee thanx trav. What's next? After the ear fiasco I was too fearful to try it up my nose...

_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F

9/30/2005 8:20 am

long fingernails beat any Q-tip

34andahalf4U 51M/46F

9/30/2005 8:21 am

(him)(it's wierd talking about me in the third tense)(it's almost like I'm not here)(c o s m i c)
Trav, you got one-upped by [onelittlesecret] ! I thought I had something good to say, but there is just no toppin' that! I really dug what she put. She is the hands down(to keep the Q-Tip outta your ear)winner of this one.

dano6332 57M

9/30/2005 9:01 am

Abmale is right. Nothing sexier than a hot girl washing my scalp (well a few things maybe)

blushingtigger 47F

9/30/2005 11:49 am

Did not realize q-tips could be perceived in such erotic ways. funny. I do love a good cleaning after the shower and you absolutely cannot get the cheap ones. You ahve to use the real Q-Tips.

barbiebunny 38F
5597 posts
9/30/2005 2:29 pm

Lalalalalala *cant hear you* This is sooo dorky..lalalalala Cant believe trav is doin this..Lalalalala doesnt exist!

Its good to be...ME

RavishingRed1062 55F

9/30/2005 2:32 pm

I wonder *a dangerous thing*....

Why are they called Q-tips? Why not R-tips? .... Why not Z-Tips?

(Princess Lips)

9/30/2005 2:48 pm

* name is Princess*


frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
9/30/2005 9:44 pm

LMAO, well next time make sure they get put on your list.. not all that 'other' stuff...lmao T


onelittlesecret 35M
1579 posts
10/1/2005 3:35 am

    Quoting 34andahalf4U:
    (him)(it's wierd talking about me in the third tense)(it's almost like I'm not here)(c o s m i c)
    Trav, you got one-upped by [onelittlesecret] ! I thought I had something good to say, but there is just no toppin' that! I really dug what she put. She is the hands down(to keep the Q-Tip outta your ear)winner of this one.

Maybe it's time for me to get a new profile pic.

34andahalf4U, I'm a guy

~Hmm, wondering if this should make me feel insecure...~

Sweetest_Sin_Jes 38F

10/1/2005 7:46 pm

If I ever get to meet you in person Trav, I'm gonna make sure I bring some Q-tips with me so that when we're makin' out (oh yeah, I'm gonna get me some of those lips!) and nothin' is going on down south, I can whip out one of those Q-tips and start squeegying out yer ear and get ya goin' that way! My goal is to make you SCREAM in delight...I don't care HOW it's done! If my lips can't do it, I'll make ya ooh and ahh with a stick 'n some cotton on the end!

Thanks for the (Q) tip on how to get your "motor runnin'"!


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