My Life in 30 Seconds... Part Tre- I am Convinced...  

travelingintexas 42M
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8/22/2005 4:54 pm
My Life in 30 Seconds... Part Tre- I am Convinced...

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OK... On my quest to identify myself today, I am now going to share my personal beliefs to you. Feel free to share yours...

I am Convinced...

- That Big Foot, Yeti and the Loch Ness Monster are real because I have watched exactly 198 different Discovery Channel shows that say so.

- That the reason all the pictures of Big Foot are blurry is because Big Foot is blurry.

- That aliens believe we are the Alabama of the universe.

- That the blue dot on my face is a sign of religous obedience. All Hail Halleys Comet!

- That illiteracy is also choosing not to read.

- That, if nothing else, I am a fantastic kisser. (Couldn't help it.)

- That if a man thinks he's gonna get lucky he should be a gentleman and vacuum the sheets first.

- That if someone "flashes" you it should be perfectly legal to go out and buy that person something at a sex store and leave it on their front porch.

- That the BTK Killer deserved the death penalty. (My belief, don't want to argue it.)

- That if you let someone cut in front of you in traffic and they don't give you the little wave it should be perfectly legal to get under em, cut em loose, and put em into the wall.

- That I cannot change the past, but I can sure as hell lie about what happened.

- That even though women say they want to date someone with intelligence, AdultFriendFinder proves the lie.

- That when emailing a woman, no swearing, obscenity or body part should be mentioned within the email.

- That the guys role is to have the woman desire more: Emotionally, Intellectually and physically.

- That I'll have a Triple Venti Mocha... Wait a minute... I've already got one.


sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/22/2005 6:21 pm

I was wondering what that blue dot was!! Yes bigfoot is blurry, I've seen him. You know I forgot my camera?? We are not the alien's stupid neighbors, we are their science experiment. That should be legal, and so should that. A little embellishment never hurt anyone. I would rather have an intelligent man who is excellent at conversation than Fabio anyday. I agree....I agree again ...Order me one too

See you in 5...(days)

ST


AtomicKisss 59M

8/22/2005 8:25 pm

By gosh, I think you have the universe figured out. I agree!


rm_sj365 57F
2414 posts
8/22/2005 10:21 pm

I am convinced that you are absolutely adorable & stark raving mad (in the good way).


rm_Network_Minx 49F
542 posts
8/23/2005 8:27 pm

I have to agree with all of your points. I do think we are the Alabama of the Universe.

Minx


rm_Network_Minx 49F
542 posts
8/23/2005 8:35 pm

I think you are correct in most of your points. I would have to disagree with you regarding the point about women looking for intellegence. I can't stand stupid people so being attracted to a stupid man is out of the question. If I can't talk to him forget it!!

Minx


rm_Network_Minx 49F
542 posts
8/24/2005 10:33 pm

I am a transplanted Okie without implants.

Minx


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